Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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20. Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris stared fear in the eye. Fear pissed on himself. - Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Briljante knock out dit. .

Edit: 'Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer' eruit tegen zo'n slappe.

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ja, op vrij veel plaatsen verkrijgbaar volgens mij (iig in Rotterdam)

21. Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face. - Chuck Norris once met a man who cried because he had no shoes after which he ripped the man's feet off and said, "Now you don't need shoes." - Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth

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22. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. - Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. - The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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23. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris." - Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris pities Mr.T.

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