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Chuck Norris' Knock Out
timbo_
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De vorige nog even een postume stem voor El Nino 
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16. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. - Chuck Norris once beat a Royal Flush in a poker game. - Millions of years ago Chuck Norris yelled "BANG" to a couple of dinosaurs. Nowadays it's called The Big Bang.
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Die eerste is ook geweldig.
Freud
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Die laatste is fout, de Big Bang was járen voor de dino's 
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Chuck Norris speelt helemaal geen poker. 
17. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. - Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head. - Once, Chuck Norris sneezed so hard that he created the leap year.
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Arkadi.
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18. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. - Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouse kicks any cars that get too close. - Chuck Norris has killed more men than death.
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19. Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hits. - There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. - Chuck Norris once set foot on Atlantis. No one saw Atlantis ever since.
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