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9. When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg. - The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide. - Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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10. Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. - Chuck Norris found out who Keyser Sose was, just by looking at the video cover. - Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".

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Ik heb eigenlijk nog nooit een film met Norris gezien. Ik weet niet of ik dat hierna nog wel durf.

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11. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. - It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch a 60 minute-show. - Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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12. Back in the '50s, there was a lot of controversy because Chuck Norris was the first black woman to refuse to sit at the back of the bus. He roundhouse kicked every white person in sight, and now he sits wherever the fuck he wants to. - Chuck Norris can beat the odds. With his fists. - In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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