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24. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. - Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won. - Chuck Norris can kick start a car.

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25. Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair. - If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around. - When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

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26. Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. - Chuck Norris his tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. - When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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27. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. - When Chuck Norris runs on checkmate, he still wins. - Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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