Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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42. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography. - Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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43. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand. - Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor. - Chuck Norris knew were Nemo was all along.

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44. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. - The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. - Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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45. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. - In Spain, the people may be running for the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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