Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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46. When Chuck Norris looks into a broken mirror, the mirror fixes itself out of respect. - Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. - Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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47. When you pull a light switch Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you to the face before the light is on. - Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club. - Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

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48. Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land. - The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second. - Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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49. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but nothing beats Chuck Norris. - When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die. - Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

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50. There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris. - Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. - When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one.

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