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51. According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks. - Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face. - Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

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52. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. - Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. - Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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53. Chuck Norris once fought a bear simply because it dared to grow more body hair than Chuck Norris. - At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

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54. As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge. - Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. - Chuck Norris is The Matrix.

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