Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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39. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. - There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. - Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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40. Chuck Norris knew of the Watergate before Nixon did. - Chuck Norris' mirror does not tell him how good he looks. It does, however, tell him which people do have such a mirror so Chuck can roundhouse kick them to death, for no one deserves to look better than Mr. Norris. - Hiroshima wasn't nuked, it was Chuck Norrised.

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41. Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. - Once, someone tried to take Chuck Norris by the hand. Chuck Norris took that person by the soul. - A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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