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Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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35. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. - Chuck Norris doesn't follow rules. Except his own. - Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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36. Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed. - In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. He was running from Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

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37. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic. - It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. - Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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2-1-4 mwah matig.


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38. Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost. - Chuck Norris doesn't like Bob Saget. - When you die, the last thing you see is Chuck Norris.

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1-1-1 Allen geweldig, maar de tweede is té droog.

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