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Co Jackso
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121. Jay-Z had 99 problems. Chuck Norris just one, Who shall he roundhouse kick to death today? - Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. - When the traffic lights turn red people stop. But not Chuck Norris, he never stops.
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122. There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris. - He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick. - Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Goldenskull
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mooie comeback bij battle 121 
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123. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. - Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. - The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one is physically able to tell you.
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Metalfist
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1-1-0 Die 2e heb ik altijd geweldig gevonden.
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Die tweede stond trouwens ook al in duel 11.
Co Jackso
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Had in duel 11 verloren, maar mag van mij best een herkansing.
Goldenskull
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Vind die 1e nog best grappig, andere 2 matig. Maar aangezien ie niet door was kunnen we natuurlijk even een oogje dicht knijpen 
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