Chuck Norris' Knock Out

Het is trouwens "Roadrunner"

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116. Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness, and a roundhouse kick in the face. - Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice. - When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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117. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live. - The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher. - Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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118. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. - Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. - Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

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119. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. - Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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120. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. - Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. - Chuck Norris can refuse an offer from Don Corleone.

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