Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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90. Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children. - Zeus from Greek myth fathered many children, has a beard, and killed his own father. No, Zeus is not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris killed Zeus for copying him. - Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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91. Chuck Norris doesnt wait for lines, lines wait for Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. - Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

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92. There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris just got cold and turned the sun up. - Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face. - The earth spins because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her.

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De laatste 2 vind ik wat flauw, maar die 1e is al eerder geweest

edit: in battle 39 die eerste.. won toen zelfs, dus zit al in volgende ronde.. ik stel voor om de battle aan te passen:

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face. - The earth spins because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her.

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