Chuck Norris' Knock Out

85. Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. No one heard of them ever since. - Chuck Norris defeated the Canadian Army with a rusty wooden spoon. - Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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86. There is an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first. - Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. But never his own. - Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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87. Chuck Norris lucky number is one, because that's how many tries it takes him to accomplish any task. - They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody. - Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

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88. Chuck Norris calendar goes from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. - In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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4-0-3 ..terwijl de eerste geniaal is!

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lol @ Battle 81; de enige slechte van de drie krijgt alle (behalve die van Reinbo!) punten

89. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." - The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris. - If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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