Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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81. Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting. - The show 'Survivor' had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. - Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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82. Adolf Hitler didn't commit suicide. Chuck Norris just got bored of WWII. - He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris %u2026 dies. - Chuck Norris was once on %u2018Celebrity Wheel of Fortune%u2019 and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

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83. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. - Chuck Norris doesn't need a steer wheel , he just forces the car in the right direction. - If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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klassieker

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Vind Chuck Norris zelf ook 1 van de betere dacht ik.

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84. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris" - Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. - There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

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1-2-1,maar alle 3 te doen.

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Zie aflevering Family Guy

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