Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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77. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. - Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds. - Someone once told Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick is not the most effective way to strike someone.... this was recorded as the biggest mistake anyone has ever made.

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0-2-0 Ik ben die roundhouse kicks een beetje beu.

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78. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. - The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris' mother tried to terminate her pregnancy, but Chuck Norris survived the operation through the sheer determination of his will.

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Had ik vanochtend ook gepost, zijn echt saaaaaai Maar goed, soms staat er gelukkig nog wat leuks en niet eentonigs tussen.

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79. Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts. - Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

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4-0 geniaal!

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80. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. - Chuck Norris can find the needle, just by looking at the hay. - Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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