Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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73. Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face. - Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them. - There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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74. There is no CNTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. - Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. - The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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75. Chuck Norris was once the FBI's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Chuck Norris." - That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid. - Chuck Norris doesn%u2019t know how to swim, he just tells the water to get the fuck out of his way.

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76. Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. - Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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