Chuck Norris' Knock Out

He kut, ik had er nog speciaal op gelet er geen facts dubbel in te krijgen. Er zijn echter dus toch een paar, gelukkig letten jullie goed op!

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93. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man from his blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris hasnt got any stairs in his house, he climb up the walls. - Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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94. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. - Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. - When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day... twice as many people die and a few things explode.

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Geweldig topic.

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95. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right leg. - An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but not Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris was the mayor of Sodom & Gomorra. He lived.

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Eerste is toch wel erg goed.

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