Shark Exorcist (2015)
Genre: Horror
Duration: 80 minuten
Country:
United States
Directed by: Donald Farmer
Stars: Angela Kerecz, Bobby Kerecz and James Balsamo
IMDb score:
1,4 (2.198)
Releasedate: 14 August 2015
Shark Exorcist plot
"Satan Has Jaws"
A diabolical, murderous nun unleashes a hefty load of horrors when she summons Satan to take a seat in a great white shark, who in turn takes possession of the body of a local young woman in the small fishing village. The resulting chain reaction must now be stopped by one man; a Catholic priest.
Actors and actresses
Ali
Father Michael
Randy
Michelle
Dad
Mother
Nancy Chase
Brianna Bennett
Sister Blair
Brian Bennett
Reviews & comments
Shadowed
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- 11421 messages
- 6719 votes
Horrible.
Film that you simply can't get through without raising your eyebrows at least three times. With these types of films, the motivation to write a serious message about it is very low, because what is the point in burning down an obviously cheap and bad film? Maybe warn the other users.
What is striking about this film is that it never becomes clear whether it is intended as a comedy or a serious film. A lot of hints at intent, but in turn also at the attempt to get something serious out of it. Script hits like a pair of pliers on a pig, the film errors can be counted on one hand within about 5 minutes. For example, a lady talking to the viewer while the cameraman stands in the background. Then why is he even there?
A film that doesn't feature much shark except for some short shots of a poorly animated shark being stuck in the water. A larger part of the film consists of making a connection with the shark, but the manner in which it is done is almost scandalous. Terribly acted, but also downright uncomfortable. A very tough event too, for a film that is so short, and that is not just focused on the connection moments, but on the entire film.
I could barely get through it. I looked at this whole thing in horror, which makes no sense at all. I understand that SyFy films have an audience, but in any case it can be read that a certain amount of effort has been put into them. This was clearly walking to the first best grass field and recording there. There's not even a little passion in anything. Ugly, completely worthless and downright useless form of cinema. It's a shame that the bar is set even lower with these types of films.
Translated from Dutch · View original
Vascago
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- 4798 messages
- 3606 votes
Pfff, what a long wait for such a short video. Weirdly bad and not funny at all. Just a tiny bit better (if you can say so) than Noah's Shark.
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