Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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105. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. - There is no such thing as wind. What you feel is the breeze generated from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking someone in the face. - Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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106. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. - Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it. - When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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0-1-2, de derde is bij battle 31 al doorgegaan naar de volgende ronde.

In dat geval maak ik er 1-1-1 van.

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107. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul. - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. - Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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