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Chuck Norris' Knock Out
J.S.
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108. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. - Chuck Norris invented water so he could walk on it. - In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Apollinisch
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109. Chuck Norris once entered a pistol fight without bullets, and won. - Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. - For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.
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Goodfella_90
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110. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. - Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. - The Titanic would not have sunk if Chuck Norris was on board.
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Goodfella_90
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Denk dat de eerste ronde in een half uurtje wel voorbij is. Ben dan niet online. Wil iemand de lijst voor de 2e ronde hebben? Hoef je alleen de laatste paar battles er nog even aan toe te voegen en kan men gewoon doorgaan hier. 
Goldenskull
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111. Chuck Norris built Mount Everest with a bucket and spade. - Chuck Norris doesn't need wings to fly. Gravity is afraid of him. - If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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