Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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100. Chuck Norris sets off motion detectors without moving. - Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale. - Chuck Norris has only one theory about life: death.

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101. Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years. - When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon. - Chuck Norris can make women orgasm by pointing and saying "booya!"

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102. CNN was originally created as the 'Chuck Norris Network' , to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. - Chuck Norris is the only person that can e-mail a roundhouse kick. - Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and shits gun powder. Then he uses that gun powder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life".

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Laatste zin, geweldig.

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103. Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings. - Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later. - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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104. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris uses Tobasco sauce for his eye drops. - A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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