Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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Dat Roundhouse gekick komt me een beetje de neus uit.

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waar gaat dit in vredesnaam over?

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62. During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds. - Chuck Norris let the dogs out. - If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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combi, dit is nu een briljante KO.

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63. Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. - The only reason God rested on the 7th day was because Chuck Norris let him. - Tornados only exists because Chuck Norris often chooses to practice his roundhouse kicks outside.

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64. Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist. - If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. - There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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De eerste (first black president) zat ook al in battle 9.

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65. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in one turn; he just roundhouse kicks the queen. - Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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