Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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58. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. - Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Ik vond die laatste echt briljant

59. Chuck Norris was supposed to be the next face on Mt. Rushmore. Unfortunately the granite is not a hard enough materiel to replicate Chuck Norris' beard. - Veni, Vidi, Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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60. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris today." - Chuck Norris once moved an immovable object, he just roundhouse kicked it. - Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.

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Vind dit een flauwe KO, en dat komt uit de mond van iemand die vroeger niks wilde missen met Chuck Norris erin. Maar zal de boel niet bederven, mocht dat uberháupt lukken.

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61. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. - Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick). - Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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