Chuck Norris' Knock Out
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66. Time travels through Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris speak fluently in all languages. Thats 6,916 languages. 6,912 on Earth. And 4 that dont exist yet. - Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Goldenskull
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67. Chuck Norris stood next to Moses and roundhouse kicked the red sea to part it. - Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back. - People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Co Jackso
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68. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. - There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. - Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Cheo
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2de is al door in andere ronde geloof ik
