Favoriete filmquotes

Deze is ook geweldig als je in het weekend een vrouwtje hebt versierd en er daarna een afterparty mee gaat houden

I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

uit requim for a dream

Pirates 2
Barbossa: So tell me, what has become of my ship?

The Truman show:

"Good Morning."

"Oh, and in case I don't see ya. Good afternoon, good evening, and good night."

Die Hard 1,2,en 3

"Yippie-kay-yay motherfucker"

The Crow

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."

"So many cops. You'd think they were givin' away donuts."

"Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that. "

The Breakfast Club

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy."

"The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls."

Full Metal Jacket

“This is my rifle, this is my gun – this is for fighting, this is for fun.”

De mariniers marcheren in hun ondergoed door de slaapzaal, met in de ene hand hun geweer, in de andere hand hun geslachtsdelen. Dit is het liedje dat ze op moeten dreunen.

Geweldige quotes in die film :

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!

Weet iemand deze toevallig (ik weet dat dit geen spel topic is maar toch )

Pulp Fiction

[Jules and Vincent take Marvin with them in their car and Vincent's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off]

Vincent: Whoa!

Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!

Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!

Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!

Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...

Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.

Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.

Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don't know why.

Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!

Vincent: I don't believe it.

Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood.

Vincent: Just take it to a friendly place, that's all.

Jules: This in the Valley, Vincent. Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.

Vincent: Well Jules this ain't my fucking town, man!

Jules: Shit!

[Jules dials a number on his cell phone]

Vincent: What you doin'?

Jules: I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.

Vincent: Where's Toluca Lake?

Jules: It's just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.

Under Siege 2

Uit Terminator 2:

John Conner: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."

The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

John Connor: Yeah but later, dickwad. And if someone gets upset you say, "chill out"! Or you can do combinations.

The Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.

John Connor: Great! See, you're getting it!

The Terminator: No problemo.

Uit Team America: World Police

Gary Johnston: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.

Spottswoode: Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.

Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

En natuurlijk de alom bekende funny how uit Goodfellas

Uit Gosford Park, afkomstig van Maggie Smith(mijn lievelingsactrice):

Constance: They're rather a mixed bunch. That Mr. Weissman's very odd. Apparently, he produces motion pictures. The Charlie Chan Mysteries. Or does he direct them? I never know the difference. Mary! I suppose it's fun having a film star in the house but there's always so little to talk about after the first flush of recognition. And why has Freddy Nesbitt brought that awful common little wife of his? Isabel only asked him after another gun dropped out; that's no excuse to inflict her on us all. Mary... Tomorrow, I'll have breakfast in bed, and then get straight up into the tweeds. What shirt have you brought?

Mary Maceachran: This green one with the pink stripe.

Constance: Oh no dear, no. No, that's quite wrong. Always something very plain for country sports - the one I wore today will do.

Mary Maceachran: But it's soiled.

Constance: Well you can wash it, can't you?

Constance: Tell me, how much longer are you going to go on making films?

Ivor Novello: I suppose that rather depends on how much longer the public want to see me in them.

Constance: It must be hard to know when it's time to throw in the towel... What a pity about that last one of yours... what was it called? "The Dodger"?

Ivor Novello: The Lodger.

Constance: The Lodger. It must be so disappointing when something just *flops* like that

Morris Weissman: Oh, sure. It's called "Charlie Chan In London". It's a detective story.

Mabel Nesbitt: Set in London?

Morris Weissman: Well, not really. Most of it takes place at a shooting party in a country house. Sort of like this one, actually. Murder in the middle of the night, a lot of guests for the weekend, everyone's a suspect. You know, that sort of thing.

Constance: How horrid. And who turns out to have done it?

Morris Weissman: Oh, I couldn't tell you that. It would spoil it for you.

Constance: Oh, but none of us will see it

Constance: Tell me, what happened to William's little maid? I never saw her again after that dinner.

Mary Maceachran: Elsie?

Constance: Hmm.

Mary Maceachran: She's gone.

Constance: Aw, it's a pity, really. I thought it was a good idea to have someone in the house who is actually sorry he's dead.

Constance: Bought marmalade? Oh dear, I call that very feeble.

[everyone starts clapping after Ivor has finished a song]

Constance: Please, don't encourage him

Constance: Mabel is so clever to pack light. Why should one wear a different frock each evening, we're not in a fashion parade

Uit Monty Pyhton and the Holy Grail.

Hoe de Heilige Handgranaat gebruikt moet worden:

ANOTHER MONK(reading from bible):

And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...

BROTHER MAYNARD:

Skip a bit brother ...

ANOTHER MONK:

... Er ... oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Het blijft heerlijk hoe lang ze bij Monty Python soms om dingen kunnen heen blijven draaien In de film gaat dit overigens vrij sloom.

Eén van mijn lievelingsfilms. Maggie Smith had de Oscar moeten krijgen dat jaar. Heerlijk hoe ze alle andere gasten en haar meid de grond inboort met haar snedige opmerkingen en roddels

Dat is zeker waar, maar toch kan ik na het bekijken van A Beautiful Mind de Academy hun oscarblunder niet echt kwalijk nemen. Natuurlijk had ik graag die oscar voor Helen Mirren of Maggie Smith gezien, maar ook Jennifer Connely was dat jaar subliem in A Beautiful Mind.

Een paar uit American Beauty, die vol zit met geweldige film quotes:

Lester: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Jim: Do you just want to lose weight, or are you looking to increase strength and flexibility as well?

Lester: I want to look good naked.

Mijn favoriete:

Lester: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

Kill Bill heeft veel goede

Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.

Stalker, alleen als je de hele film quot doe je hem eer aan, er zitten teveel mooie quotes in om er 1 uit te kiezen. Solaris (origineel) zelfde verhaal.

De mooiste filmquotes komen mijns inziens uit Pulp fiction.

Het zijn er eigenlijk teveel om op te noemen en er staan er al veel in deze discussie genoemd.

potc 2:

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do somethng courageous, to do the right thing.

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

en natuurlijk american beauty (wat icU al zei)

cruel intentions:

Kathryn: Fuck her yet?

Sebastian: Working on it.

Kathryn: Loser.

Sebastian: Blow me.

Kathryn: Call me later?

pff dr zijn er zo veel, té veel om op te noemen:)

Fight Club: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

Of sommigen van jullie hebben een supergeheugen, de film 100x gezien, of de tekst tijdens het bekijken van de film genoteerd. Waardering voor de moeite die ervoor gedaan is...maar..... als ik zulke lange teksten zie heb ik er eigenlijk niet zo veel zin om het allemaal te gaan lezen (ik houd overigens wel van lezen > boeken dan, jaja).

Dus ik houd het kort (en krachtig > is aan jullie om te beoordelen). "Here we have the Monopoly gay" Jim Carrey/ Ace Ventura. Er komt nog wat achter aan dat hij terug moet naar Start enzo. Gewoon heel grappig en meer niet. Geen diepgang......

Foutje, ik bedoelde guy, niet gay.

Monthy Phyton's Life Of Brian : Dikkus Dikkelus

Het is toch Biggus Dikkus?

Ik dacht Dikkus Dikkelus. Dat is in ieder geval wat ik mij herinner. Weet eerlijk niet hoe je het typt maar wel hoe je het uitspreekt.

Het zal gewoon de vertaling van de ondertitelaar zijn...

Slechte vertaler dan wat Dikkelus betekend dus gewoon dikke lus. Geen idee wat er grappig is aan dikke lussen. Een betere vertaling is Dikkus Lullus. In het Engels is het inderdaad Biggus Dickus.

"you talkin' to me?" taxi driver

"here's looking at you kid" casablanca

zijn op dit moment mijn favoriete quotes

bruce almighti

B e a utiful

Full meat jacket

This is my rifle this is my gun this is for fighting his is for fun

Hooliguns:

i'm forever blowing bubbles,

pretty bubbles in the air they fly so high

nearly reach the sky

then like my dreams they fade and die

Fortune's always hiding

i've looked everywhere

I'm forever blowig bubbles pretty bubbles in the air

United

ecorsist

F**k my jesus

f**k my jesus

Mijn favoriet uit Full Metal Jacket is vooral:

"I *am* in the world of SHIT!"