Favoriete filmquotes

The shining:

honey, i´m home!

De kale moord (korte film die niet op de site staat):

Later Hans...

Se7en:

"What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended."

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"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention."

Van Shrek 2

Shrek: "Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you. "

Donkey: "Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway? "

Uit As Good As It Gets

Frank Sachs: Can you drive him?

Melvin Udall: Think white, and get serious!

im going too give you so many rights you gonne beg for a left. chuck norris in invasion usa

"My Momma always said life is like a box of chocolats: you never know what you're gonna get"

Forrest Gump

Meesterlijk quote uit een meesterlijke film!

Meest overschatte filmquote ooit!

Uit Rain Man

Doctor: Raymond, do you know what autistic is?

Raymond: Yeah.

Doctor: You know that word?

Raymond: Yeah.

Doctor: Are you autistic?

Raymond: I don't think so. No. Definitely not.

Raymond: 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll.

Charlie: Ray, enough already! Change the channel.

Raymond: 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll.

Bon appétit, bitch.

"A robin red-breast in a cage, puts all of Heaven in a rage. Think to yourself that every day is your last. The hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise. As for me, when you want a good laugh, you will find me in fine state... fat and sleek, a true hog of Epicurus's herd."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

"Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?"

"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."

Kelly uit Married with Children:

''First iam gonna kill you en then iam buring you alive !''

Married with Children is geen film

Creepshow 1:

- I can hold my breath, for a long time..

- Where is my cake?

Creepshow 2:

- Thanks for the ride!

Jammer dan, ik vond hem toch leuk...

Uit In the mood for Love is mij een prachtige uitspraak bijgebleven. Het is niet helemaal letterlijk en voor het gemak geef ik het weer in het Nederlands (mijn Shanghais heb ik de laatste tijd wat laten verwateren):

'Als je alleen bent heb je niemand nodig om je goed te voelen maar als je getrouwd bent moet je samen gelukkig zijn.'

Ik ken veel leuke of mooie uit Stand by Me. Hier paar gekopieërd van IMDb

Ace: OK, Chambers. You little faggot! This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?

Chris: Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?

Gordie: I'll see ya.

Chris: Not if I see you first

Ace: What are you gonna do, shoot all of us?

Gordie: No Ace, just you

Gordie: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood

bijzondere ja

De voice-over van Richard in The Beach maakt de ene memorabele quote na de andere:

You hope, and you dream, but you never believe that something's gonna happen for you. Not like it does in the movies. And when it actually does, you want it to feel different, more visceral, more real. I was waiting for it to hit me, but it just wouldn't happen.

And me? I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know its not some place you can look for. 'cause it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're apart of something. And if you find that moment it lasts forever...

american psycho

I have to return some videotapes ...

Een paar quotes van Groucho Marx uit Duck Soup :

1. Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

2. Married. I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove.

3. I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

4. Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

5. I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

6. I danced before Napoleon. No, Napoleon danced before me. As a matter of fact, he danced 200 years before me.

De film heb ik niet gezien, maar lijkt me ook nier my cup of tea.

Uit The Usual Suspects:

Keaton always said, I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.

Well I do believe in God, and the only thing that scares me, is Keyser Soze.

(weet niet of hij zo klopt)

Uit The Shawshank Redemption:

Heywood: Hey, Fat Ass. Fat Ass! Talk to me boy! I know you're there I can hear you breathin'. Don't you listen to these nitwits you hear me? This place ain't so bad. Tell you what, I'll introduce you around, make you feel right at home. I know a couple of big old bull queers that'd just love to make you're acquaintance. Especially that big, white, mushy butt of yours.

Fat Ass: God! I don't belong here! I want to go home!

Inmates: We have a winner!

Heywood: And it's Fat Ass by a nose!

Fat Ass: You don't understand. I'm not supposed to be here!

Captain Hadley: I'm not going to count to three. I'm not even going to count to one. You WILL shut the fuck up NOW or I'll sing you a lullaby!

Zielig voor die Fat Ass

paar uit pirates 1:

Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of

Jack: But you have heard of me

(gewoon zo'n heerlijke om iemand keihard de grond in te boren haha)

Jack : But why is the rum gone?

en van wilder partyanimal:

Taj:

You see, I cannot

go home a virgin.

I came here to study the great

American art of muff diving.

To smack clam, munch rug...

dine at just one American

pink taco stand.

You know, I wanted to-- how is it--

park the porpoise.

I want to take it

through the car wash, baby.

And get it waxed.

I want to wax it. Wax it!

You know, and air dry.

Air dry that shit, yeah.

And I would like to be

your assistant very much...

Toch een beetje jammer dat je dan niet CAPTAIN Jack schrijft

De kale moord heb ik ook gezien, veredient zeker 4,5 sterrren. Die woorden zijn in een zinnetje niet zo leuk maar hoe die jongen dat zei was hilarisch.

Ook dat zinnetje uit de shining is mijn favoriet.

Alle teksten van Colonel Killgore (Robert Duvall) natuurlijk, maar dan vooral: ''Charlie don't surf!'' whoehahaha..! zie het meesterwerk Apocalypse Now..

Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!

I was cured, all right!

allen uit A Clockwork Orange

"You just fucked with the Wrong bull" American history x

ajax wint de wereld cup uit turks fruit vooral de manier hoe.