Favoriete filmquotes

I can't see fock moock, i have no eyes van Depp in Once upon a time in mexico

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! (1939 Gone with the wind). Misschien niet mijn favoriete quote, maar wat een klassieker.

De grappigste is dan die van "Airplane";

"Surely, you can't be serious?

Of course I am, and don't call me Shirley"

Lord of the Rings:

That still only counts as one!

certainty of death, small chance of succes, what are we waiting for?

Great, were are we going?

Once upon a Time in the West:

People scare better when they're dying

Your Friends have a high mortality rate

Harmonica: The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?

Cheyenne: Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.

Harmonica: There were no dollars in them days.

Cheyenne: But sons of bitches... yeah.

You brought two to many

Cheyenne: You could make a fortune. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hey, more than that. Thousands of thousands.

Harmonica: They call them "millions."

Cheyenne: "Millions." Hmm.

Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.

Cheyenne: So?

Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.

Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.

Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.

Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to... And maybe faster than you.

You know, Wobbles... I'm kinda mad at you.

Jill: If you want to, you can lay me over the table and amuse yourself. And even call in your men. Well. No woman ever died from that. When you're finished, all I'll need will be a tub of boiling water, and I'll be exactly what I was before - with just another filthy memory.

Cheyenne: You make good coffee, at least?

The Good the bad and the Ugly:

You see, in this world there are two kinds of people my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

When you need to shoot, shoot, don't talk

Yeah, but you don't look like the one who's going to collect it. Couple of steps back.

But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.

A Fistful of Dynamite:

You taught me one thing, you Irish bastard: how to get fucked!

If you shoot me down, they will have to change all the maps...

Duck, you sucker

I know what I am talking about when I am talking about the revolutions. The people who read the books go to the people who can't read the books, the poor people, and say, "We have to have a change." So, the poor people make the change, ah? And then, the people who read the books, they all sit around the big polished tables, and they talk and talk and talk and eat and eat and eat, eh? But what has happened to the poor people? They're dead! That's your revolution. Shhh... So, please, don't tell me about revolutions! And what happens afterwards? The same fucking thing starts all over again!

Mooi overzichtje heb je gemaakt.

Ik was nog niet helemaal klaar zie ik nu:

The Lord of the Rings:

You could have picked a better spot

Gimli: Whatever luck you live by... let's hope it lasts the night.

Legolas: You're friends are with you, Aragorn.

Gimli: Let's hope they last the night...

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!

Gimli: Oh come on, we can take 'em.

Aragorn: It's a long way.

Gimli: Toss me.

Aragorn: What?

Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me... Don't tell the elf.

Aragorn: Not a word.

A Fistful of Dollars:

Get three coffins ready.

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

My mistake, four coffins

Godfather trilogie:

Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'.

Sonny: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?

Clemenza: The gun'll be there.

Tom Hagen:Tessio. I always thought it would be Clemenza.

Michael: It's the smart move. Tessio was always smarter.

Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've out-fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along.

I never thought you were a bad consiglieri, Tom. I thought Santino was a bad don, rest in peace.

What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.

Clemenza: All right, you just shot 'em both. Now what do you do?

Michael: Sit down and finish my dinner.

Look how they massacred my boy.

Just when i taught I was out, they pull me back in

You won't take my children!!

I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

Hyman Roth has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.

Kids. Don't buy drugs!!

Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!

Love Actually.

"Groovy"

Bruce Campbell in The Evil Dead

If I could go back in time, I wanna meet Snoopy!

Dat vond ik toch wel erg lief gezegd van Tara Reid, in Josie and the Pussycats.

Nog een paar: Uit For a Few Dollars More

Wild, The Hunchback: Well well, if it isn't the smoker. Well... Remember me, amigo?

Col. Douglas Mortimer: M-Mm.

Wild, The Hunchback: 'Course you do. El Paso.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: It's a small world.

Wild, The Hunchback: Yes, and very, very bad. Now come on, you light another match.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: I generally smoke just after I eat. Why don't you come back in about ten minutes?

Wild, The Hunchback: Ten minutes you'll be smoking in hell.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: Any trouble, boy?

Monco: No, old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.

Think you people need a new sheriff.

reservoir dogs

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

Kevin Costner in Bull Durham...

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

UIt: once upon a time in america.

Het fragment wanneer Noodles na 30 jaar terugkeert en terecht komt bij Fat Moe. Er volgt een heel gesprek en dan besluiten ze te gaan slapen ineens..

Moe : So, what have you been doing in all those years?

Noodles : Been going to bed early

Fantastisch

nog een vrij recente vanuit The Departed

Elbery ( Alec Baldwin tegen Matt Damon

: I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.

Casino , van Joe pesci waarin hij piscano aan't bespreken is : This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.

Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner:

All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

And a good day to you, sir

Walther in the big Lebowski

Hey

Wha'ts this day of rest shit,

what's this bullshit

Otis B. Driftwood: I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Blijft een unieke, schitterende quote, uit een supermooie film: Gone with the wind.

You should be kissed, and often, by someone who knows who!

Uit dezelfde film, ook een prachtige quote.

HIER een aantal favo Quotes van mijn favo films hellraiser

HELLRAISER 1

Lead Cenobite: We will tear your soul apart.

HELLRAISER 2

Pinhead: Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!

HELLRAISER 3

Camerahead Cenobite: Have you seen what he did to me, you little bitch? Have you seen?

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Pinhead: This is my body, This is my blood, Happy are they who come to my sabbat.

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Pinhead: I am offering you a place at my right hand - flesh, power, dominion.

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J.P. Cenobite: Relax, baby. This is better than sex.

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Pinhead: [mocking the Crucifixion of Christ] I am the way!

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Pinhead: Thou shall not bow down before any graven image.

Joey: [stabbing Pinhead] Go to hell

HELLRAISER 4

John Merchant: For God's sake!

Pinhead: Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?

Security Guard 1: Don't make us put some pain on you!

Pinhead: Pain? How dare you use that word?

Security Guard 2: He's got... pins in his head.

Pinhead: What you think of as pain is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain

HELLRASER DEADER

Pinhead: You opened the box and your soul belongs to me.

Winter: You can't hurt me.

Pinhead: You're not the first to say that... and you won't be the last!

ZE ZIJN ZO GOED

Nieuwe erbij:

"yeah, I killed my Mama" uit henry

HIER EEN PAAR VAN SCARFACE 1983

Tony Montana: You know what? F^^k you! How about that?

Tony Montana: You wanna f^^k with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Tony Montana: Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits

Tony Montana: Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me

Tony Montana: Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been f^^ked in a year!

Tony Montana: F^^k Caspar Gomez! And f^^k the f^^kin' Diaz brothers! F^^k 'em all! I bury those cockroaches

Tony Montana: You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm

DEZE ZIJN GEWOON ECHT GEWELDIG MOOI

i always tell the truth even when i lie.

Pulp Fiction:

Shit negro, that's all you had to say!

Reservoir Dogs:

Why do I have to be mister pink?

Cause you're a fag!

Boondock Saints:

Fucking, what the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking. How did you two fucking fucks. FUCK!

Nog een paar:

The Shining:

Jack Torrance: You were the caretaker here, Mr. Grady.

Delbert Grady: No sir, you are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I ought to know: I've always been here.

Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha.

Here's Johnny!

A Clockwork Orange:

Frank Alexander: Food alright?

Alex: Great sir, great!

Frank Alexander: Try the wine!

I was cured, all right!

Het gesprek met de psychiater en de plaatjes waarop hij wat moet verzinnen is natuurlijk een leuke, maar degene die eruit springt

You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!

Benicio del Toro in de The Usual Suspects, niet echt een favoriete quote, maar wel leuke scene:

Hand me the keys, you cocksucker

In English please!

Excuse me?

In English

Give me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck

Man on Fire:

"Forgiveness is something between them and God. I'm here to arrange the meeting"

Deze quote uit Bubba Ho-Tep vond ik wel echt geweldig (heb hem maar even gekopiëerd uit imdb)

Elvis: Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable".

JFK: Also "watch your ass".

Pulp Fiction - Hmm-mm, this is a tasty burger

Edward Scissorhands:

Kim: - Hold me.

Edward: I can't.

Ook een prachtige quote, uit een geweldige film.

Nice one