Chuck Norris' Knock Out
Observator
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30. Chuck Norris was supposed to be the next face on Mt. Rushmore. Unfortunately the granite is not a hard enough materiel to replicate Chuck Norris' beard. - Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
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AHWA
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31. Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move. - If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Knisper
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32. The only reason God rested on the 7th day was because Chuck Norris let him. - If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
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Goodfella_90
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33. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris speak fluently in all languages. Thats 6,916 languages. 6,912 on Earth. And 4 that don't exist yet.
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