Favoriete filmquotes

Blood in Blood out;

I don't want his pork chop, I want his life!

My skin may be white on the outside, I'm brown on the inside. TO THE BONE!

La Onda is like a wave you can't stop.

uit "EX-DRUMMER": (in het vlaams dialect)

Dries: De Geyter, waar waar de gij toen ge hoorde da keuning boudewijn gestorve was?

De Geyter: In Bed?

De Geyter: Die 'n impotente postziegel? Boudewijn? Zijne Majesteit, Diene'n Heilige?

Dries: Wa valt er te lachen? He?

Dries: Wa valt er te lache me te doed van ne brave, moedige, arme man

Dorian: Zale kik es iet zegge? 'k em goord da die het soms dee me klein gaste!

Dries: Verbeeck! Smijt die 'n hoop stront in den beerput en zoekt u es nen ander roedie!

Verbeeck! Da was vor te lachen! Da was om te lachen!

Dorian: Nee, nee, das serieus, das serieus! 'k em da geoord!

Dries: iedere Jannet die der me zegt da de wereld simpel in mekaar zit die redeneert: Golle Janette , iedereen janette! De keuning en de kat ook!

Dries: 'k gan u één ding zegge: ik kan dar ni goe tege! en ik ga u nog iet zeggen, dorian: Mijnen drum sta ni meer goe! ga de der nog wa aan doen of hoe zit het?

Dorian: 'K zal em just zette!

Verbeeck: Da was om te lachen!

sorry voor de schrijfwijze, maar zo zeggen ze het in die film, dat is het vlaams dialect, zo spreek ik thuis ook!

appendix:

Keuning=Koning

G(e)oord=Gehoord

Janetten=Homo's

vor=voor

tege=tegen

uit pietje bel. lijkt kinderachtig( is het misschien ook wel) maar wel echt zo droog:

sproet: wie wil er nou naar zo'n stom circus

pietje bel: WIJ natuurlijk

sproet: maar we hebben niks

en dan zegt een naamloos jongetje: IK HEB EEN BANAAN (WTF!!!)

Uit 8½:

"Saraghina, la rumba, la rumba!""

Uit 2001: A Space Odyssey:

Hal-9000: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."

Uit: Blood for Dracula:

Dracula: "The Blood of these whoeres is killing me."

Uit: Die Bittere Tranen der Petra von Kant:

Petra: "Du dreckige kleine noeter"

Uit: M:

Hans beckert: "Du hast ja eine schone ball."

En tenslotte uit: House of the Dead"

- "You want to be immortal, why?"

+ "So i can life forever..."

Van Zant: What are you doing?

Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.

Van Zant: I don't understand.

Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line

Uit: The godfather

Don corleone: someday, and that day may never come. I may call upon you, to do a service for me. But untill that day, accept this, as a gift.

Uit: The Dark Knight

The Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!

Uit: Watchmen

van de trailer: the world will say: Save us! And i'll wisper: No.

Die Hard:

Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

The Departed: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.

Pulp Fiction: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

The Warriors: Well, good! I'm sick of runnin' from these wimps!

En dan nog oneindig veel citaten uit The Wire, maar heb er toch één als grote favoriet die ook gezeg wordt door Omar (avatar)

It's all in the game YouTube - The Wire Clip: Omar "It's all in the game"

Gegen die Wand (2004)

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

YouTube - Casino

haha, die film is fantastisch! hier nog een paar uit die film:

YouTube - The Pink Panther Strikes Again

Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?

Clouseau: The exploding kind.

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Clouseau: Look, there is no need for you to speak unless I ask you a question. What is your name?

Mr. Shork: I'm Shork, the gardener.

Clouseau: What is it you do?

Mr. Shork: I'm the gardener.

Clouseau: Then why didn't you say that to me in the first place?

Mr. Shork: I did.

Clouseau: Don't try to be funny with me, monsieur!

Clouseau: There is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.

Mrs. Japonica: Murder?

Clouseau: What was that you said?

Mrs. Japonica: I said "murder".

Clouseau: What murder?

Mrs. Japonica: I-I-I don't know, y-you said "murder".

Clouseau: I said murder? *You* said murder!

Mrs. Japonica: No, I said murder because *You* said murder.

Clouseau: *I* said murder?

Mr. Shork: You said there is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.

Clouseau: Now listen,....What was your name?

Mr Shork: Shork

Clouseau: You're the cook?

Mr. Shork: No, I'm the gardener!

Clouseau: Ah, now we're getting somewhere!

Closeau: You! Who is this man?

The Coock: He is mr Stutterstadt

Closeau: And what is your job mr Stuckerstaff?

Mr Shork: He is the beekeeper

Closeau: I am not asking you I am asking Mr Stuff Sucker

Mr Shork: He has lost his vocie

Clouseau: A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardiner, and a witness to a murder. Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye, that there is much more going on here than meets the ear.

Hahahaha fantastische quotes uit een fantastische film.

Hier nog een geweldige van Clouseau:

Clouseau: Tell me do you have a reum?

Hotel Clerk: I do not know what a 'reum' is.

Clouseau: [looks up the word 'room' in his German dictionary] Zimmer.

Hotel Clerk: Ah, a 'room'.

Clouseau: That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer.

PPff ik kan nooit al mijn favorieten quotes noteren. Hier zijn er een paar:

The Medallion, Watson ( Lee Evans) met zijn kreet:

"Freeze Intercoming!" , dat hij 100en keren roept.

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Shrek:

Shrek: Oh nee nee nee. Geen dode meiden op mijn tafel!

Dwergen: Waar moeten we dan met d'r heen? Het bed is al bezet.

Shrek: Heh wat?

Donkey: Blauwe bloem rode doorns, blauwe bloem rode doorns, het zou stukken makkelijker geweest zijn als ik niet kleurenblind was!

"Rennen!"

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Lord of the Rings Trilogy:

Gimli: Certainty of death.... small chance of success... What are we waiting for?

Aragorn: It's a long way.

Gimli: Toss me.

Aragorn: What?

Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me.

[pauses, looks up at Aragorn]

Gimli: Don't tell the elf.

Aragorn: Not a word.

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ALLE quotes van Marc Meersman als stem van Ruber in Het Magische Zwaard: Op Zoek Naar Camelot. Ze klinken niet zo goed, maar Marc Meersman spreekt de stem o zo leuk in

Griffioen: Hier zijn we beland in een afgrijse zone...

Ruber: Vertel op, Je bent exalibur kwijt geraakt. Hoe!?

Griffioen: Ik werd aangevallen door een valk.

Ruber: Wat!? Mijn geweldige Griffioen verslagen door een mietig klein duifje?

Griffioen: Het was geen duif. Het was een valk met zilveren vleugels.

Ruber: Zilveren vleugels Oowhhh wat eng... Stomme idioot!

Arthur: De ellende op Camelot begon vanaf de dag dat jij Sir Lional dooden!

Ruber: Ik moet toch ergens beginnen..?

(*Arthur pakt een speer*)

Ruber: Een speer? Hahaha, wat primitief.

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Disney's Hercules:

Meg: I've enough of it Hades. I quit!

Hades: Sorry I didn't hear you.

Meg: Then read my lips! Forget it...

Hades: Meg Meg Meg... My sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever so crucial little tiny detail? IIIII OWNNNN YOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hades: What... are... those?

Pain: Um, I don't know. I..I thought they looked kinda dashing.

Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this.. bozo! Or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and YOU, are WEARING, HIS, MERCHANDISE!!!?

(*Hades almost blows up in front of Pain, but stops to see Panic slurping a Hercules drink*)

Panic: *Slurp slurp*.... Ehh... Thirsty?

Hades: ..... THAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (*Hades blows up and the whole city rumbles*)

potergeist 1980

heather o´rourke: "They're Here!"

Deze was ik nog vergeten. één van mijn favorieten screams (samen met Wilhelm Scream) : The Goofy Holler.

"Aahh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!"

Goofy Holler is buiten Goofy enz, in een paar films te horen. Dat zijn o.a. Hunchback of Notre Dame, Cinderella en zelfs Street Fighter the Movie.

Jammer dat ie zo onbekend is Ik hoop dat ie nog in vele titels zal verschijnen.

Uit

The Great Escape

Hilts: How many you taking out?

Bartlett: Two hundred and fifty.

Hilts: Two hundred and fifty?

Bartlett: Yeh.

Hilts: You're crazy. You oughta be locked up. You, too. Two hundred and fifty guys just walkin' down the road, just like that?

en uit The Good The Bad And The Ugly

(Nadat Angel Eyes tuco heeft laten afslaan door Wallace)

Angel Eyes: How's your digestion now?

Uit een of andere James Bond film:

James: Was it something I said?

Girl: How about "I'll be right back."?

Uit Magnolia (en dan vooral de geweldige acteerprestatie van Jlianne Moore zorgen er voor dat dit geweldig is):

You motherfucker...you motherfucker....

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I COME IN HERE - YOU DON'T KNOW ME,

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM OR WHAT MY LIFE IS AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS, THE INDECENCY TO ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT MY LIFE.

Met wat beeldjes (te beginnen vanaf 1.06): YouTube - Scene from Magnolia:"Shame on you!!!"

uit:The Core (2003)

-Cmdr. Robert Iverson (Bruce Greenwood):

"I am sorry i interrupped you, professors.

But what if the core is bigger or smaller is than we tought?

Tha...

-Dr. Conrad Zimski (Stanley Tucci):

(sarcastisch)"And what if the core is made of cheese?"

WTF!!!

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!

Tomorrow Never Dies

uit BATMAN (1989):

JOKER: Batman... Batman...! Can sombody tell me in what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed op as a Bat gets all of my press?

This town needs an enema!

Blade Runner,

Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

Leon: What one?

Holden: What?

Leon: What desert?

Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.

Leon: But, how come I'd be there?

Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...

Leon: Tortoise? What's that?

Holden: [irritated by Leon's interruptions] You know what a turtle is?

Leon: Of course!

Holden: Same thing.

Leon: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.

Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.

Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?

Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Leon: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?

Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?

[Leon has become visibly shaken]

Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written

down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?

Man on Fire

Wanneer Creasy een tijdbom in het achterste van Fuentes heeft gestoken

Fuentes: A last wish, please, please. Please.

Creasy: Last wish? I wish you had more time

Alice in Wonderland zit ook vól met supervette quotes!

Hier een paar van mijn favorieten:

Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.

Alice: Who did?

Cheshire Cat: The White Rabbit.

Alice: He did?

Cheshire Cat: He did what?

Alice: Went that way.

Cheshire Cat: Who did?

Alice: The White Rabbit.

Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?

Alice: But didn't you just say - I mean - Oh, dear.

Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?

Alice: Oh!

Alice: If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Overigens wordt de tekenfilm uit 1951 op dit moment verfilmd door Tim Burton, met een rol voor Johnny Depp als The Mad Hatter!

Hannibal King: She's making playlists. She likes to listen to MP3s when she hunts. It's like her own internal soundtrack, you know? Dark core, trip-hop, whatever kids are listening to these days. Me, I'm more of a David Hasselhof fan, you know?

"Can I just ask, with reference to your second point, when you say souls don't develop because people become distracted... Has anyone noticed that building there before?"

Uit Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life

Uit Star Trek 'the motion picture', nadat Spock koeltjes reageert op zijn ontvangst aan boord van de Enterprise.

'Bones' McCoy: Spock, you haven't changed a bit. You're just as warm and sociable as ever.

Spock: Nor have you, doctor, as your continued predilection for irrelevancy demonstrates.

Lekker droge humor

De leukste quotes zijn degenen die niet al 100.000x zijn herhaald.

Wat een onnozel wijf is dat zeg. Barslecht geacteerd ook.

Die film hoef ik dus al niet te zien.