Favoriete filmquotes

Zo zie je maar hoe het ontbreken van context een scène kan verkloten.

Je weet niet waar je het over hebt Nomak...

Dit is wel een favorietje van me:

Beste Stephan, ik zeg enkel en alleen maar dat dit fragment mij zeker niet warm maakt om de film te kijken.

Ik heb een hekel aan dat overdreven hysterisch gedoe.

Big Lebowski staat vol zallige quote's.

Das gewoon de reden dat die film zo zalig is

"this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

"You're not wrong, Walter... You're just an asshole"

"We'll cut off your johnson!"

"I suck your cock for 1000$"

"nothing is fucked, dude!"

En dernaast nog de gekendere van Ghostbusters:

"It's true, this man has no dick"

Of van Full Metal Jacket:

"You're so ugly you could be a modern piece of art"

"Do you suck dicks?"

"Sir, no sir!"

"Bullshit, i bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose"

Jack Crow: Can I ask ya somethin, Padre? When I was kickin

your ass back there... you get a little wood?

Forget it Jake it's Chinatown

Mijn favoriete lijn uit de film geschiedenis komt uit Terminator 2:

"Hasta La Vista Baby... *Bam!*"

Over film quotes gesproken, dit is en leuk filmpje om te bekijken. Er komen veel bekende in voor:

OldBoy

- [Dae-su is about to use a clawhammer to yank out someone's teeth] "Each one I yank out will make you age for one year. Ready to talk?".

- "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone".

- "You see, they say that people shrivel up because they have an imagination. So, don't imagine anything, you'll become brave as hell".

- "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same".

- [on receiving three chopsticks with his prison rations] "All I could think about in that moment was the guy in the next room was eating with only one chopstick.

- "The TV is both a clock and a calendar. It's your school, your home, your church, your friend...".

- "If they had told me it was going to be fifteen years, would it have been easier to endure?".

- "Can the imaginary training of fifteen years be put to use?"

[Dae-su beats up his assailants] "Yes. It can".

- "Can the imaginary training of fifteen years be put to use?"

[Dae-su tries to sexually assault Mi-do and gets clobbered] "No. It can't".

Is dit niet al een stokoude uitdrukking?

Gister The Running Man nog eens gezien, met good old Arnie Schwarzenegger. Daar zitten me toch foute maar erg grappige quotes in

Ben Richards:

I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

Zou best kunnen, maar ik vindt 'm wel erg sterk. Weet je toevallig nog meer films waar deze quote werd gebruikt?

Komt oorspronkelijk uit het gedicht Solitude van Ella Wheeler Wilcox.

hij is wat lang... maar wel ontzettend mooi

Bobby Long:

I wanna say something on this occasion where I celebrate my love and frienships with one another. Friend, my enemy, I call you out. You, you, you there with a bad thorn in your side. You there, my friend, with a winning air. Who pawned the lie on me when he looked brassly at my shyest secret. With my whole heart under your hammer. That though I loved him for his faults as much as for his good. My friend were an enemy upon stilts with his head in a cunning cloud.

Uit: The Core.

-Talma Stickley: Damn You!

-General Purcell: Damn me? Too late!

uit The Breakfast Club`:

- Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says.........

Oh, *shit*.

Of deze:

Insomnia:

- Dont worry Will, you can sleep when you're death....

Say hello to my little friend(Scarface)

A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner(Heat)

So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. (Lotr part 1)

It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reasons can be found(a Beautiful mind)

Gelukkig zaten de echte quotes als Shaken, not stirred en My name is Bond... James Bond ertussen, al moest ik wachten tot het einde der filmpje.

Ik vind het mooi als de quote het personage typeert.

Voorbeelden uit Casablanca:

Yvonne: Where were you last night?

Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.

Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?

Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?

Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.

Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.

Rick: I was misinformed.

De Zaak Alzheimer (2004) (heeft er zoveel!)

Seyneave (Gene Bervoets)
Maar... gij zijt dood!

Angelo Ledda (Jan Decleir)
Nee, GIJ zijt dood!
PANG!!!!!


Jean De Haeck (Tom Van Dyck)
Ik wou hé...

Baron De Haeck (Jo de Meyere)
"Ik wou, Ik wou, Ik wou! "Ik wou is voor ouw wijven Jean! Een echte man zegt: "Ik wil"!


Baron de Haeck (Jo de Meyere)
Dat is hem (Ledda)! Schiet hem dood!

SWAT agent (Lemmens genaamt)(Bart Slegers)
Zwijg Baron!

Ik vind Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls uit Inglourious Basterds toch wel 'n instant classic

(Bijvoorbeeld)

Uit 'Goldfinger':

Sean Connery (vastgebonden op een tafel, klaar om door een laserstraal in tweeën gedeeld te worden):

"Do you expect me to talk"?

Gert Fröbe: "No mister Bond, I expect you to die"!

The French Connection:

Jimmy 'Popeye' Doyle: All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.

Marathon Man:

Szell: ''Is it safe?''

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The Usual Suspects:

- Shut up in there! Allright you all know the drill when your number is called step forward and repeat the phrase you have been given understand ?

- Number one step forward.

- Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!

- Allright number two step forward

- Give me the fucking keys you fucking Cocksucker, Motherfucker aaarrrrrggg!!!

- Knock it off! Get back!

- Allright number three step forward.

- Hand me the keys you cocksucker.

- In English please!

- Exucse me?

- IN ENGLISH!!

- Hand me the fucking keys you cocksucker, what the fuck?

Allright number four step forward.

- Hand me the keys you cocksucker.

Number five step forward.

- Hand ME the keys you fucking cocksucker....

Geweldig!!

What's Your Favorite Scary Movieee???

(The Killer calls Shorty)

Shorty: Yo.

Killer: Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?

Shorty: Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game, smokin' some bud. (Takes a drag)

Killer: Are you all alone?

Shorty's Roommate: (Comes in) Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?!!!!

Shorty: Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?!!!!

Killer: What the---?! Who's that?

Shorty: (To roommate) Yo, pick up the phone. (Roommate picks up phone)

Shorty's Roommate: Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?!?!!

All, including Killer: Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?!?!?

Shorty: Yo, Doogie! Pick up the phone!!!!

Doogie: (Picks up phone) Yo.

All: Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?!!!!!!!!

Shorty: (Gasps, then talks on phone to Killer) What you doing, son?

Killer: Nothin', just chillin'. Killin'.

Shorty: True, true.

Die is inderdaad geweldig!

Omar: Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at the king, you best not miss.

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Avon Barksdale: Look at these Delta Force motherfuckers, man

Een quote is toch meestal 1 zin? Zoals bijvoorbeeld hellraiser die zegt: We'll tear your soul apart!(wat dutchtuga dus zei).

Maar goed, hele conversaties die goed waren mogen dus ook?

Dan vind ik het gesprek tussen Neal en Vincent in het restaurant in de film Heat helemaal top!. Gesprek heeft geen winnaar en geen verliezer en is pcies lang genoeg.

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