Favoriete filmquotes

Uit Reservoir Dogs:

"Joe: Here are your names - Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.

Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?

Joe: 'Cause you're a faggot, alright? "

Shrek:

Shrek: "Oh no no no no, dead broad of the table!"

Uit The Usual Suspects (Gabriel Byrne )

"There's no coke!

What?

You heard me you dumb fuck, there's no coke!

What the fuck do you mean, there's no coke?

I've been up and down this ship. I've been in every fuckin room!

There's gotta be coke!

There is nothing! NOTHING!"

Is de intro van Assassination Day van Ghostface Killah.

Deze is ook briljant:

AAAaaaargh!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream

http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lijst_van_films_met_de_Wilhelmschreeuw

lol

paar leuke:

FUBAR

Airborne All The Way

focking A!

Deze vond ik van de week wel vet.

Taken 2008

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

(Staat los van mijn gebruikers naam)

Volgens mij kwam deze uit de film ''Patton'':

"Nuts''

Dat is trouwens een bekende uitspraak geworden. Niet door de film ''Patton'' maar door Patton zelf.

Eum, volgens mij kwam dat van iemand anders. Namelijk van een Amerikaanse generaal toen ze omsingeld waren door de Duitse soldaten in 1944 te Bastenaken, België.

Mijn lievelings quotes zijn toch wel die van Ace Ventura.

De mooiste vind ik nog wel:

Ace Ventura: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy!

Gisteren gezien.

Nervous Accountant: Are you going to shoot me?

Anton Chigurh (die zich omdraait): That depends. Do you see me?

Carson Wells: I'm sorry... You know, I counted the floors to this building from the street.

Man who hires Wells: [sighs] And?

Carson Wells: There's one missing.

Man who hires Wells: [sarcastically] We'll look into it.

Zalig. No country for old men.

Ik heb het idee dat die van Ace Ventura; When Nature Calls is.

All righty then!

This is a lovely room of death. Take care now, bye bye then!

En we gaan nog effe door:

Llllllllike a glove!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqqGudikB7E

Deze maar even in herinnering roepen. Prachtige quotes. Vooral om de manier waarop het door Bronson wordt gezegd.

"Need to have a shite!"

Uit de Godfather II:

I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

Uit de Godfather III:

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.

Op uitstekende wijze nagebootst door Silvio in The Sopranos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACIS1inmjFc

Cool Runnings:

Sanka, are you dead?

Yaa Man

Geweldig, elke keer weer lig ik in een deuk:)

Ocean's Thirteen:
(op het moment dat danny(clooney) en zijn gang het casino van Willy Bank(pacino) beroofd hebben)

Danny:
one: i know all you crew members, and they like me better!

two: you don't go to the police, you don't!

and three: you shaked the hand of Frank Sinatra? you should know better Willy!

Back to the Future: part II:

Doc Brown: Marty! you have to go back with me!

Marty Mcfly: where???

Doc Brown: Back to the FUTURE!!!

prachtig soprano's heeft veel mooie Quotes

Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?

Elias: Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.

Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?

Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.

[Randal stares]

Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?

[scoffs]

Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?

Randal Graves: ...Sure.

Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.

Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?

Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.

Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?

Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.

Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?

Elias: [shakes head] Women

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.

Noise noise noise.

1 2 1 2 3 4

Noise noise noise.

Smokin weed, smokin weed.

Doin` coke, drinkin beers.

Drinkin beers, beers beers.

Rollin` fatties, smokin blunts.

Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.

Rollin` blunts and smokin um`

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.

If that money doesn`t show then you owe me owe me owe.

My jungle love.

Oh e oh e oh.

I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You all are the ones who are ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made em' eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.

Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

+1

tony montana: Heeyy, take it easy while u talk to me,, okaay

Sossa: I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to FUCK ME!

tony montana: hey! hey! who the fuck u think u talkin' to huh? who the fuck u think u talking to? a fucking cowboy..... U wanna go to war? U wanna go to war? I'll take u to war,, okaaay

'It's as useless as a cock on the pose' uit Planet terror.

Misery;

Paul Sheldon used to write for a living.

Now he's writing to stay alive.

Above the Law/Nico;

I bet you can't drop us all, badass!

-That's right, but i'll get an A for effort!