Favoriete filmquotes

Psychopatische, agressieve druktemaker met een grote mond. Dat is Montana in een notedop en in dat opzicht niets meer dan een moderne update van Cagney in White Heat. En je hebt natuurlijk nog de originele Scarface, maar die zag ik nog niet.

Toch wel mee eens, maar dan positief. White Heat moet ik dan snel eens gaan zien, bedankt voor de onbewuste tip

Geen dank

MADE IT MA TOP OF THE WORLD !!

"You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?" - Snatch.

-"Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?"

-"Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot." - Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

-"What's that?"

-"It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail."

-"No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!"

-"You want a pint, you go to the pub."

-"I thought this was a pub!"

-"It's a Samoan pub." - Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

Niet mijn favoriete quotes, maar toch waard op gepost te worden!

Training Day

Denzel Washinton:

"That's my nigga"

or

"Virgin lungs!!"

"Booyakasha!"

Lord of War;

Scéne tijdens kerstmis als Vitaly high binnen komt.

Vitaly: Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!

His father: Who is this, Vitaly?

Angel: ‘I’m Angel.’

Vitaly: ’Her name really is Angel, she’s a fairy. Let’s put her on top of the Christmas Tree!’

;-p

Shut the Fuck up donny.

Zo'n beetje alles wat Sgt Hartman zegt in de eerste scene van Full metal jacket, maar dat is eigenlijk te grof om allemaal te plaatsen.

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off." - Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch

Martin Lawrence, [ BadBoys II ] :

This is a nice fish,, You know.

Big f*cking eeeyes, But a niice f*cking fish. xD

Min of meer in dezelfde trant: Slotspeech uit Team America in volleerde South Park stijl.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Een prachtige quote uit Field of Dreams, uit de mond van Shoeless Joe Jackson gespeeld door Ray Liotta:

"If you build it, he will come."

Een van de vele hi-la-rische dialogen uit The holy grail, dit is absoluut mijn favoriete: The lady of the lake wordt effe zwaar gedist door 'bloody' peasant Dennis.

-King Arthur: I am your king.

-Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.

-King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

-Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

-King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

-Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

-King Arthur: Be quiet.

-Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

-King Arthur: Shut up!

-Dennis: If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Voor het volledige fragment, zie: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI

Dat is inderdaad een erg goede scene!

Grootgrondbezitter:

You, bastard!

Antwoord:

In my case an accident of birth, but you, sir, are a selfmade man!

Lee Marvin in The Professionals (USA 1966)

Fucking Quintana, that creep can roll man!

evil dead 2:

(zonder verdere aanleiding of plotwending) "groovy"

Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Avi's Colleague: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Turkish: I fail to recognize the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalizing gorgeous" and "a good deal".

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Snatch

Momenteel:

"Pokemon horen niet te vechten!"

(Pokemon: The First Movie)

kijk dat zijn de lekkere quotes. Ik heb intussen al het hele Snatch en lockstock script voorbij zien komen (pulp fiction zal vast ook al 100x genoemd zijn), en daar wordt ik een beetje gaar van.

Anybody got a smoke? - Assault on Precinct 13 (1976, uiteraard!)

David Cross en Cate Blanchet als Allan Ginsberg en Jude Quinn(Bob Dylan) schreeuwen tegen een crusifix in I'm Not There:

AG: Son, you better get down of of that thing. You get yourself killed.

JQ: How does it feel?

JQ: Why don't you do your early stuff?

Alles wat in the Big Lebowski wordt gezegd.

Harvey Pekar over zijn eigen leven in American Splendor:

Sure, I'll lose the war eventually. But the goal is to win a few skirmishes along the way, right?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!

Bill Murray in What About Bob?

Life of Brian:

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

Nog maar een uit Snatch!

Avi: Tony.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What?

Avi: Look in the dog.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, “Look in the dog”?

Avi: I mean open him up.

Bullet Tooth Tony: That’s a bit strong! It’s not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean “open him up”?

Deze is ook mooi uit Cool Hand Luke:

"What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Some men you just can't reach.

So you get what we had here last week,

Which is the way he wants it.

Well, he gets it.

And I don't like it any more than you men."

Later ook nog gebruikt door Guns N'Roses voor hun albumtrack Civil War.