Meet the gang from the Royal Artillery Concert Party, the guys who are tasked with entertaining British troops in India during World War II before they leave for the front. The motley crew includes Private 'Gloria' Beaumont, Private 'Padoruski' Graham, Private 'Lofty' Sugden and Private 'Parky' Parkin. Deep in the jungle they have to make do with what they find for their performances. 'Gloria' has no problem dressing up as a woman. The screaming Sergeant Major 'Shut Up' Williams has to keep an eye on this mess…