Spies like Us plot
"With spies like these who needs enemies?"
Emmett Fitz-Hume and Austin Millbarge are two CIA spies who have never actually completed a mission. They sit at their desks in Washington DC fantasizing about what it would be like to go on a spy mission. To their own surprise, they are selected to save the world from a nuclear disaster. Working together will not be easy because the gentlemen don't like each other very much. To complete their mission, they must penetrate the Soviet Union via Afganistan. Of course they are chased by Russian soldiers throughout their journey. After getting through the eye of the needle several times, they come to the conclusion that they have been used by the CIA to divert the attention of the real spies.