Renesse (2016)
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 77 minuten
Country:
Netherlands
Directed by: Willem Gerritsen
Stars: Niek Roozen, Martijn van Eijzeren and Simon Kindermans
IMDb score:
5,1 (7.322)
Releasedate: 7 July 2016
This movie is not available on US streaming services.
Renesse plot
Adolescent Bas (Niek Roozen) gets a clear message from his dying grandfather (Peter Faber): don't wait to seduce women, because you have to "give the milk when it's fresh". When Bas is then instructed to scatter his grandfather's ashes in Renesse, he decides to follow the advice during the summer holidays. Together with his weird cousin Thijs and two friends Luca and Daniel, Bas leaves for the famous seaside resort to finally score a girl. But his embarrassing friends, a bunch of nymphomaniac Brabos and a group of macho dudes who are after the same girls, are reducing his chances by the day. And then the nicest girl also turns out to be the niece of the annoying camping boss.
Actors and actresses
Bas
Luca
Daniel
Thijs
Rosalie
Emmanuelle
Mike
Roderick
Marcus
Granddad
Reviews & comments
mjk87 (moderator films)
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- 14514 messages
- 4510 votes
Painful. Film constantly wants to be forced to be funny, but it never really works. Certainly not with the vulgar humor and extremely mediocre acting where the actors miss every form of timing and appearance, even the appearance as a sucker is not there. Ugly filmed, there is no credibility of any kind and I don't feel the need to waste any more words on this. 0.5*.
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Ebenezer Scrooge
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- 2150 messages
- 3092 votes
My goodness, what have I seen passing by on my netflix again? I thought there was nothing worse in the world than a 'dancing' Theresa May, but this really tops it all. Four losers travel to Renesse to scatter the ashes of a deceased uncle... Or something like that, I don't remember exactly what happened, I can't give much more than that. A nerd, a fat guy, a guy who behaves very effeminate but is just straight and a fourth guy who the whole movie revolves around of course, because he behaves the least imbecile.
It is a miracle that I was able to watch this. And I don't want to waste any more words on it, I still have more to do.
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BBarbie
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- 12893 messages
- 7675 votes
Easily the most worthless movie I've seen in ages. A mockery in many ways. As Ebenezer Scrooge also indicates, waste of time and effort to waste a lot of words on this.
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