I'll Give a Million plot
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Tony is a disillusioned millionaire. He is tired of the attempts of his greedy friends and relatives to take advantage of him. He is about to commit suicide by jumping off his yacht into the Mediterranean. But just before his jump, he spots the bum Louie, who also wants to commit suicide. Tony rescues the disheveled Louie and tells him of his frustrations. He tells him he's willing to pay a million dollars for someone who's nice to him without wanting his money. The next day Louie wakes up to find that his worn old clothes have been replaced by Tony's clothes, which have since disappeared.