Chuck Norris' Knock Out
Co Jackso
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6. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. - Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
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Cosoco
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7. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. - At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
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The One Ring
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8. When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back. - Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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