Chuck Norris' Knock Out
salvatore
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18. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. - In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. He was running from Chuck Norris.
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Co Jackso
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19. Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken. - Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.
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Artemis
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20. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. - Chuck Norris knew of the Watergate before Nixon did.
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