Favoriete filmquotes

uit snatch:

Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

of:

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.

Ik haat de film maar deze quote vond ik wel goed, uit Ace Ventura

'If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!'

Lost in translation:

Charlotte: 'Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun'

Closer:

'Everybody wants to be happy.'

'Depressives don't.They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed.If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore.They'd have to go out into the world and live.Which can be depressing.'

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind:

'Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating'

Clementine : You're not a stalker, or anything, right?

Joel : I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?

Clementine : That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.

Joel : Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one

"No wonder my happy heart sings

Your love has given me wings

I got the wings of a dove

I got the wings...

I got the chicken wings

from Kentucky Fried.

Whoop-de-doo, whoop-de-di.

Stick a needle in your eye!"

Hail to Tony Clifton!

Pulp fiction:

Vincent: "You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"

Jules: "What?"

Vincent: "Mayonnaise."

Jules: "Goddamn."

Vincent: "I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking drown 'em in that shit. "

JC: Since when do you work here?

Girl: Since one week.

JC: And how goes your first week?

Girl: Good, all the people are very nice to me

JC: That `s because of your boobs.

Uit: Liar Liar ( 1997 )

Iggy Pop in The Crow 2:

You think I'm afraid of you? You think I'm afraid? Youuu think I'm afraaaaaaaaaaid?

Uit The Big Lebowski:

-DUDE-

"It was a valued rug, yeah man, it really tied the room

together--......He fucking peed on it!"

Geniaal!

Well, that's just like, your opinion man...

The Big Lebowski

Quintana: Are you ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Deos mio man, Leo and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like eh ... your opinion man.

Quintana: Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "CLICK"

The Dude: Jezus...

Quintana: You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter: Eight year olds dude.

Echt hilarisch .

Nog eentje dan!

LEBOWSKI

Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a

Lebowski, that's terrific, I'm very

busy so what can I do for you?

DUDE

Well sir, it's this rug I have, really

tied the room together-

LEBOWSKI

You told Brandt on the phone, he

told me. So where do I fit in?

DUDE

Well they were looking for you, these

two guys, they were trying to--

LEBOWSKI

I'll say it again, all right? You

told Brandt. He told me. I know

what happened. Yes? Yes?

DUDE

So you know they were trying to piss

on your rug--

LEBOWSKI

Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE

You mean, did you personally come

and pee on my--

LEBOWSKI

Hello! Do you speak English? Parla

usted Inglese? I'll say it again.

Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE

Well no, like I said, Woo peed on

the rug--

LEBOWSKI

Hello! Hello! So every time--I

just want to understand this, sir--

every time a rug is micturated upon

in this fair city, I have to

compensate the--

DUDE

Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam

anybody here, I'm just--

LEBOWSKI

You're just looking for a handout

like every other--are you employed,

Mr. Lebowski?

DUDE

Look, let me explain something.

I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr.

Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's

what you call me. That, or Duder.

His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if,

you know, you're not into the whole

brevity thing--

Die is echt geweldig Moet echt nog een keer de volledige film zien!

American Psycho

I'm just a happy camper, rockin' and rollin'

Hard ball

[Andre and Kofi are fighting]

Andre Ray Peetes: Pay up, bitch!

Kofi: I'll kick your ass, bitch!

[Coach Conor walks over]

Conor O'Neill: Hey! Hey! Hey! Cool it! Cool it! What's going on?

G-Baby: All right, let me break it down to you right quick. Andre says he can catch any pop-up anybody can throw. Kofi say "That's bullshit. You a busta.". Andre say "Roll up, bitch". Kofi say, "I'll give you all my gum if you can catch this ball.". He threw the ball. Andre caught it. Andre say "Pay me my money". Kofi say, "You a cheatin' bitch.". No wait. Kofi say, "You a motherf--"

Conor O'Neill: Okay I got it thanks.

[G-Baby nods his head]

Uit de nieuwe Pink Panther film:

Ponton: He was found dead.

Clouseau: Was it fatal?

Ponton: Yes.

Clouseau: How fatal?

Ponton: Um, completely.

Clouseau: I want to talk to him now!

Uit Jackie Brown (scène Bridget Fonda en Robert de Niro)

MELANIE: Want a Metrix?

LOUIS: What's a Metrix?

MELANIE: It's like this major meal in a shake you drink instead of having

a big meal.

LOUIS: It's a diet thing?

MELANIE: No, it's what body builders drink to beef up.

LOUIS: No thanks.

Nog één:

Clouseau: Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy?

Clouseau: Who are you, anyway?

Yuri: I'm Yuri.

Clouseau: And what are you?

Yuri: I'm the trainer.

Clouseau: And what do you do?

Yuri: I train.

Clouseau: So you are Yuri the trainer who trains?

Yuri: Um, yes.

Om nog wat aan het rijdje toe te voegen hier nog wat oudere Pink Panther Quotes:

The Pink Panther Strikes Again :

Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!

Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?

Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!

Clouseau: Not anymore!

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?

Hotel Gast: No.

Clouseau: Nice doggie.

De hond bijt in Clouseau's hand.

Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

Clouseau: There is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.

Mrs. Japonica: Murder?

Clouseau: What was that you said?

Mrs. Japonica: I said "murder".

Clouseau: What murder?

Mrs. Japonica: I-I-I don't know, y-you said "murder".

Clouseau: I said murder? *You* said murder!

Mrs. Japonica: No, I said murder because *You* said murder.

Clouseau: *I* said murder?

Hilarisch inderdaad!

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger: No mister Bond. I expect you to die.

Gremlins 2:

Gremlin: I'm melting. I'm melting. What a world, what a world...

Dodgeball:

WHITE GOODMAN: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

PETER LA FLEUR: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.

WHITE GOODMAN: Yeah, you will take your chances.

PETER LAF LEUR: I know. I just said that.

WHITE GOODMAN: I know you just said that.

PETER LA FLEUR: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.

WHITE GOODMAN: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.

PETER LA FLEUR: That's what I said.

WHITE GOODMAN: That's what I'm saying to *you.*

PETER LA FLEUR: All right.

WHITE GOODMAN: ...Touché.

Nutty Professor

Mama Klump: Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

Nutty Professor 2

Granny:

The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

Robocop

TV-show: I'll buy that for a dollar.

uit Scream 2:

'What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?'

'Show Girls'

En uit Scarface:

'Say Goodnight To The Badguy'

Uit The Bad santa:

I `m gonna make some sandwiches. ( Iedereen denkt dat oma dood is, maar plots herrijst ze en hoe! ).

The Terminator: Rise of the machines.

"Give me your clothes!"

"Talk to the hand"

Uit Once upon a time in the west

Harmonica: The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?

Cheyenne: Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.

Harmonica There were no dollars in them days.:

Cheyenne But sons of bitches... yeah.

Harmonica: Your friends have a high mortality rate Frank. First three then two

Frank: So, you're the one who makes appointments

Harmonica: And you're the one who doesn't keep them

Harmonica: So, you found out you're not a businessman after all

Frank: Just a man.

Harmonica: An ancient race, Other Mortons will be along, and they'll kill it off.

Cheyenne: You don't understand, Jill. People like that have something inside... something to do with death.

Cheyenne: Hey, Harmonica - when they do you in, pray it's somebody who knows where to shoot.

Uit a Few Good men

Kaffee: Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

Colonel Jessup: I'm gonna rip out your eyes, and puke in your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!

Kaffee: Have I done something to offend you

LT Kendrick: No, I like all you Navy boys. Every time we got to go some place to fight, you fellas always give us a ride.

LT Kendrick: PFC William Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no code. He is dead because he had no honour, and God was watching

Colonel Jessup: Absolutely. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe he was an early riser and liked to pack in the morning. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the travel habits of William Santiago. What I do know is that he was set to leave the base at 0600. Now, are these the questions I was called here to answer? Phone calls and foot lockers? Please tell me you have something more, Lieutenant. These two men are on trial for their lives. Please tell me that their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill.