Favoriete filmquotes

Juist!

Die van 'game over' vind ik ook wel grappig op het laatst....

Uit snatch:

Bricktop: "As the virgin Mary once quitly spoke... Come Again"

natuurlijk weer beroerd gesubd, maar wat een geweldige uitspraak

Uit L.A. Confidential:

Johnny Stompanato: You want an autograph? Write to MGM.

Ed Exley: Since when do two-bit hoods and hookers give out autographs?

Johnny Stompanato: What'd you say to me?

Ed Exley: LAPD. Sit down.

Lana Turner: Who in the hell do you think you are?

Jack Vincennes: Ed...

Ed Exley: Take a walk, honey, before I haul your ass downtown.

Johnny Stompanato: You are making a large mistake.

Lana Turner: Get away from our table.

Ed Exley: Shut up! A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker.

Johnny Stompanato: Hey!

Ed Exley: She just looks like Lana Turner.

Jack Vincennes: She is Lana Turner.

Ed Exley: What?

Jack Vincennes: She is Lana Turner.

Uit Saw deeltje 1:

Dr. Gordon: What's your name?

Adam: My name is Very Fucking Confused, what's your name?

Saw II

'Those Who Do Not Appreciate Life Do Not Deserve Life'

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

-Fight Club-

Harold: Don't you ever tell me what I can or can't do! Bent law can be tolerated for as long as they're lubricating, but you have become definitely parched. If I was you, I'd run for cover and close the hatch, 'cause you're gonna wind up on one of those meat hooks, my son.

The Long Good Friday

Deze quote's zullen mij altijd bij blijven:

Uit Muppet Vision 3D:

Kermit the Frog: Sam, are you ready with that finale?

Sam the Eagle: It's a glorious three-hour finale!

Kermit the Frog: You got a minute and a half.

Sam the Eagle: Will you stop this foolishness?

The Great Gonzo: What foolishness would you like to see?

Briljante scène ook uit One flew over the cuckoo's nest:

R.P. McMurphy (Jack Nicholson) legt basketball uit aan The Chief:

"...You take the ball, you jump up and put it in the basket".....

"Put it in the basket Chief!...Put it in the basket!!!"

Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

"...There he goes, one of God's own prototypes....

...Too weird to live, too rare to die."

Muppets of Oz:

Pepe the Prawn: I'm so darn sexy it hurts!

Uit Pulp Fiction:

Butch: "You feeling ok?

Walluce: "No man, I feel fucking far from ok"

Dit is eigenlijk een favoriete quote van een collega van mij, maar hij zegt het bijna iedere dag.

Show me the Money! Jerry Maguire.

Ow ja, die ga ik kijken straks.

Om Scary Movie kan ik altijd lachen!:

Deputy Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.

Buffy Gilmore: Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!

Van American Beauty:

Lester Burnham: I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.

owh ik verzamel heftige qoutes. dit is mijn lijst

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

One cannot be betrayed if one has no people..

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Fight and you'll never survive..... Run and you'll never escape.

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.

The things you own end up owning you.

Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...

Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected.

Just think of your mind as a movie, you can pause, rewind or slow down any details you want.

More fucked up than I am? You think you know me? *I* don't even know me!

You can't change who people are without destroying who they were.

It has been said something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world. - Chaos Theory

And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed.

The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK.

I killed your cat, you druggie bitch. What? Why? I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

put evil men behind bars, but the law has miles of red tape and loopholes for these cocksuckers to slip through.

When I vest my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold in judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.

My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination

What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!

My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my cock BERSERKER!

Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?

So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy...

Bitch tasted life, yo, now she's settlin' for your boring, funny-book-makin' ass.

I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing that lesbian shit.

I also hope to cum loud one day, preferably in a 69.

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you.

I had to come to prison to be a crook.

Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?

We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way.

Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended.

The only door you know how to open is between your legs!

Those who do not appreciate life do not deserve life.

By creating a legacy, by living a life worth remembering, you become immortal.

No more talking. No more guessing. Don't even think about nothing that's not right in front of you. That's the real challenge. You've gotta save yourselves from yourselves.

There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.

You listen to me, woman. Every day I mop up after your bleeding heart. The only reason you even exist is because I keep you!. I know your type. No kids, no man to fuck you. So, you go around outraged, sticking your nose up other people's assholes. Sniffing their business.

Even zomaar een paar leuke quotes die me bijbleven:

I ll take your weapons off, both of them ( Sin City ).

Ah, come on man, what `s the big deal? ( Fargo ).

Life is like a box of chocolats ( Forrest Gump ).

Vind ik een vreselijk irritante quote. Ik heb sowieso een hekel aan van die 'life is...'-uitspraken.

I'll catch you on the flip side

vind ik een hele mooie uit The Boondock saints, vooral de manier waarop rocco het zegt

I can't see you Fuckmook, I have no eyes.

- Johnny Depp - Once Upon a Time in Mexico

D: Do you have any idea how much fuckin' coke you got?

C: Tell me.

D: I don't know! But it's A fuckin' lot!

- Michael Rapaport & Christian Slater - True Romance

- That was it? They weren't so big...

- They're just pups... Wait 'till you see their mother...

- Princess Mononoke -

U-96, speciaal voor jou, omdat ik weet dat jij dat zo leuk vindt

...."Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers, Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends".....

Uit de geniale film Trainspotting.

Ook uit Trainspotting:

"It's shite being Scottish! People hate the English. I don't! They're just a bunch of wankers! But we were colonized by wankers! We couldn't even find a decent culture to be colonized by!"

Mijn favorieten:

Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today... - Groundhog Day

If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. - Ice age

Fish are friends, not food - Finding Nemo

Die is inderdaad super

Scarface:

- Say hello to my little friend

- You're fucking with me, you're fucking with the best!

- Why don't you stick your head up your ass, see if it fits

Donnie darko:

- Why are you wearing that stupid man-suit

American Beauty

- And I feel nothing but gratitude, for every single moment, of my stupid little life

Full metal jacket

- You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?

- Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress

En tal van anderen..

Uit Apocalypse Now:

KILGORE:

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing

else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm

in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for

twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't

find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know

that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like - victory.

Someday this war is gonna end."

(Deze quote geeft de waanzin aan van de oorlog in Vietnam, totale chaos, ontreddering, "The Horror, The Horror"....)

Ik krijg iedere keer kippevel bij deze scène.

E.T. phone home.

the godfather II

connie connie connie, if you don'"t listen to me and marry this man................................

You"ll dissapoint me

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The Shawshank Redemption:

Dikke gevangene: You don't understand! I don't belong here!

Andere gevangene: Yeah, neither do I! They run this place like a fucking prision!