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Dennis Evahi
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Monoloog uit Pulp Fiction, door Christopher Walken als CAPT. KOONS. "The golden watch":
CAPT. KOONS
Hello, little man. Boy I sure
heard a bunch about you. See, I
was a good friend of your Daddy's.
We were in that Hanoi pit of hell
over five years together.
Hopefully, you'll never have to
experience this yourself, but when
two men are in a situation like me
and your Daddy were, for as long as
we were, you take on certain
responsibilities of the other. If
it had been me who had not made it,
Major Coolidge would be talkin'
right now to my son Jim. But the
way it worked out is I'm talkin' to
you, Butch. I got somethin' for
ya.
This watch I got here was first
purchased by your great-granddaddy.
It was bought during the First
World War in a little general store
in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was
bought by private Doughboy Ernie
Coolidge the day he set sail for
Paris. It was your great-
granddaddy's war watch, made by the
first company to ever make wrist
watches. You see, up until then,
people just carried pocket watches.
Your great-granddaddy wore that
watch every day he was in the war.
Then when he had done his duty, he
went home to your great-
grandmother, took the watch off his
wrist and put it in an ol' coffee
can. And in that can it stayed
'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge
was called upon by his country to
go overseas and fight the Germans
once again. This time they called
it World War Two.
Your great-granddaddy gave it to
your granddad for good luck.
Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't
as good as his old man's. Your
granddad was a Marine and he was
killed with all the other Marines
at the battle of Wake Island. Your
granddad was facing death and he
knew it. None of those boys had
any illusions about ever leavin'
that island alive. So three days
before the Japanese took the
island, your 22-year old
grandfather asked a gunner on an
Air Force transport named Winocki,
a man he had never met before in
his life, to deliver to his infant
son, who he had never seen in the
flesh, his gold watch. Three days
later, your grandfather was dead.
But Winocki kept his word. After
the war was over, he paid a visit
to your grandmother, delivering to
your infant father, his Dad's gold
watch. This watch. This watch was
on your Daddy's wrist when he was
shot down over Hanoi. He was
captured and put in a Vietnamese
prison camp. Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the watch it's be
confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.
SniPes
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Why i am a funny guy ? Do i amuse u like a clown ? Why i am so funny ?
Ging die zo?
Je hebt het over Goodfellas neem ik aan?
U-96
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Het volledige dialoog: (zitten een paar fouten in, maargoed)
Henry: (laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Henry (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here!
(everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!!
Prachtige scène. Pesci heeft het op verzoek van Scorsese helemaal zelf verzonnen.
koreaan
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Het volledige dialoog: (zitten een paar fouten in, maargoed)
Prachtige scène. Pesci heeft het op verzoek van Scorsese helemaal zelf verzonnen.
Mee eens dit is ook favoriete quote
die Lange
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-They're armed.
-Armed, armed with what?
-Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
(lock stock and two smoking barrels)
Damn where in a tight spot
(oh brother where art thou)
i'll make him an offer he can't refuse
(the godfather)
Materny
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George Clooney in From dusk till dawn.
Weet niet meer precies wat er gezegd werd maar iemand zegt iets van zow '' Go to Hell ''.
''No thanks, I already had a wife
.
&
"I maybe a basterd, but I'm not a fucking basterd.
Remi
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True Romance
Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, ha?
Vincenzo Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Vincenzo Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. See, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago the moors conquered Sicily and the moors are niggers.
Vincenzo Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes but when the moors moved in there, well they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. It's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
Vincenzo Coccotti: Hahahahahahahaha...
Clifford Worley: No, I'm quoting. It's written, it's a fact, it's written.
Vincenzo Coccotti: Hahahahahahahaha... I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors were niggers and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger and she had a half nigger kid. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?
Dennis Evahi
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True Romance
Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, ha?
Vincenzo Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Vincenzo Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. See, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago the moors conquered Sicily and the moors are niggers.
Vincenzo Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes but when the moors moved in there, well they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. It's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
Vincenzo Coccotti: Hahahahahahahaha...
Clifford Worley: No, I'm quoting. It's written, it's a fact, it's written.
Vincenzo Coccotti: Hahahahahahahaha... I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors were niggers and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger and she had a half nigger kid. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?
Dat bedoel ik ...dit is wederom zo'n heerlijke dialoog van The Master....Tarentino. Top!!!
die Lange
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- 228 messages
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in jackie brown:
-You wanna fuck?
of:
-My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
Halcyon
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When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. => Romero's Trilogy of the Dead
kos
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- Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
- 'Scuse me?
- Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
- I was talking about my rug.
- You're not interested in sex?
- You mean coitus?
zo droog
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Word_Play
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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
[...]
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
[...]
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Uit Monty Python and the Holy Grail 
Dennis Evahi
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Uit PULP FICTION:
WINSTON alias THE WOLF:
"....Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.........
De schoonheid is de eenvoud in deze quote 
BlueJudaskiss (moderator films)
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Next Friday:
JOKER: What the fuck do you want?
DAYDAY: Can we borrow some sugar?
En in Jay and Silent Bob de gehele scene met James van der Beek en Jason Biggs.
SuperSideSwipe
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Gepost lang geleden bij, Batman & Robin.
dat vond ik dus een erg goede grap (dat was toch in dit deel)?
robin zegt "Holy Rusty Plates, Batman!!", op de trieste manier zoals altijd in die oude tv-serie "Holy Macaroni" enzo werd gezegd.
Batman zit 'm aan te kijken van "WHAT THE ...??"
Robin, wijzend naar de platen waar ze opstaan: "These plates.. they're all rusty... and have a lot of holes in them"..
toen lag ik echt 10 minuten in een deuk 
Dit is ook mijn favoriete film quote, prachtige overdreven duidelijke knipoog naar de oude serie!
Nomak
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La Haine:
C'est l'histoire d'un mec qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages; au fur et à mesure de sa chute il se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer: jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien... mais l'important, c'est pas la chute c'est l'atterrissage.
feanaro surion
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There is nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.
Twin Peaks
LaCaméraStylo
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Die uit La Haine vind ik ook mooi...
A bout de souffle:
"Hélas, hélas, hélas ! J'aime une fille qui a une très jolie nuque, de très jolis seins, une très jolie voix, de très jolis poignets, un très joli front, de très jolis genoux... mais qui est... lâââââche !",
en
"Si vous n'aimez pas la mer... si vous n'aimez pas la montagne... si vous n'aimez pas la ville... Allez-vous faire foutre ! "
de manier waarop belmondo die dingen zegt heeft echt iets grappigs
Dennis Evahi
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- 565 votes
Ook heel beroemd uit The Sixth sense:
Cole Sear: .."I see dead people...."
Dr. Malcolm Crowe: "when?"
Cole Sear: ..All the time"
IcU
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- 3051 votes
Uit scream:
Sidney : You sick fucks, you've seen one too many movies!
Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!
Uit Team america:
Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: Yes, there is.
Nieuws verslaggever: Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo !
mikey
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- 5138 votes
Francisco Cindino: Cy!
Cyrus Grissom: ...onara!
Poisonthewell
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- 13399 votes
Charlie Allnut (Humphrey Bogart): "Groink groink groink!" (doet een nijlpaard na)
Charlie Allnut (Humphrey Bogart): "Oe aa oe aa aa aah!" (doet een chimpansee na)
Beiden uit The African Queen 
BlueJudaskiss (moderator films)
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- 5307 votes
"There is NO whisky!" - Whisky Galore!
TIM: "So what are we going to barbecue with?"
RANDY: "The fire department?" - Home Improvement
"Game over!" - Saw
The One Ring
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- 4109 votes
Nog enkele:
"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" - Network
"Attica! Attica!" - Dog Day Afternoon
"We can't be caught. We're on a mission from God." - Blues Brothers
"Round up the usual suspects!" - Casablanca (heeft trouwens veel mooie quotes)
"If you don't know the answer to that question, I pity you." - Paths of Glory
IcU
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Nog een paar leuke:
Uit Shanghai Knights:
Roy: That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?!
Uit Vet Hard:
Koen: Ik peins dat ze deud is...
Bennie: Ik peins dat ze deud is?? Leer Nederlands praten, lul! 
Vito Corleone
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Uit Saw II:
"Oh yes, there will be blood"
IcU
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Een van mijn favorieten.
Uit Home alone:
Kevin: When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone!



