Favoriete serie quotes

Plaats hier jullie favo serie quotes maar

Uit Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

Giles in een aflevering waarin Joyce, de moeder van Buffy, een afrikaans masker heeft opgehangen dat zombies oproept:

"Look at my nice mask, it raises the dead. Stupid Americans"

Vooral om de manier waarop hij het zegt eigenlijk

dbz

..but I'm not from this time. I travel in a time machine 20 years from the future

Uit Prison Break:

De werkploeg wordt uit het koffiekamertje gehaald waar ze een gat in de vloer hebben geslagen om te ontsnappen. Een wachter gaat dan met zijn vriendin naar binnen en komt later weer terug.

Zodra Sucre hem dan ziet zegt hij:

"Do you think he found the hole?"

Ik kwam niet meer bij

"...HORRIBLE...NIGHTMARE...VISIONS!..."

-"It's called life Dib, now sit down!"

Invander Zim

Haha, Invader Zim heeft er nog wel meer .

Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies!!!!

Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.

[singing]

Gir: Doom doom doom...

Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.

Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.

Zim: Continue.

Computer: Insufficient data.

Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?

Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?

Zim: I KNEW IT!

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes!

Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.

Zim: What are you watching?

Gir: Angry monkey.

Zim: That's one horrible monkey!

Gir: Mmhmm.

En natuurlijk het eeuwige CURSE YOOOOOUUU!

OH GENIAAL! Ik moet dit zo snel mogelijk weer kijken .

I'm Dib with my pointy hair POINTY HAIR! I'm gonna eat food and have stuff!

Veel van die quotes gebruik ik ook in het dagelijks leven

the X-files was een serie met zoveel geniale quotes, lastige om een keuze te maken:

Lone Gunman: UFOs caused the Gulf War Syndrome? That's why we like you, Mulder. Your ideas are weirder than ours.

Mulder: Whatever tape you found in the VCR, it isn't mine.

Scully: Good. Because I put it back in the drawer with all the other tapes that aren't yours.

Scully: Our "friend" from the CIA is about as unbelievable as his story. As is everything about this case. I mean, whatever happened to "Trust no one"?

Mulder: Oh, I changed it to "Trust everyone." Didn't I tell you?

Scully: According to the briefing, the prisoners escaped while hiding in a laundry cart.

Mulder: I don't think the guards have been watching enough prison movies.

Mulder: Do you know where she is?

Scully: In a mental institution.

Mulder: I'd go with you, but I'm afraid they'd lock me up.

Scully: Me too.

Mulder: I once saw Elvis in a potatochip.

[Upon seeing a body in two pieces]

Scully: So, should we arrest David Copperfield?

Mulder: Yes, but not for this.

haha die zijn echt leuk. Of deze:

Mulder: Brown Mountain, Scully, that doesn't ring a bell?

Scully: No...

Mulder: Brown Mountain lights? It's a famous atmospheric phenomenon dating back nearly 700 years, witnessed by thousands of people, back to the Cherokee Indians. Strange multicolored lights are seen to dance above the peak of the mountain. There's been no geological explanation, no scientific credible explanation at all.

Scully: And, what does that have to do with these two?

Mulder: Well, as I said, there is no scientific explanation, but there are those of us that believe that these multicolored lights are really...

Scully: UFOs. Extra-terrestrial visitors from beyond who apparently have nothing better to do than buzz one mountain for 700 years.

Mulder: It sounds like crap when you say it.

Maar mn favoriet komt uit Prison Break:

Bellick: You know, Teddy, you really let me down. And that's hard to do because I don't expect much from the inbred child of a retard...That's right, Teddy. I read your psych records, about how your daddy raped his mongoloid sister and then nine months later, little Teddy pops out.

T-bag: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

pfff 1000 goede quotes komen uit The Sopranos.

Uncle Junior: "We're droppin' like fuckin flies"

Tony: "It's all that charcoal broiled meat you people ate."

Uncle Junior: "Nobody told us untill the 80's"

Tony: "I'm kidding, you old fuck"

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Chris: "Whose welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here?"

Zo'n beetje alles wat in Prison break en lord of the rings gezegt word

Lord of the rings is toch geen serie van?

Maar ach ik vind zo'n beetje alle uitspraken van Homer Simpson geweldig.

"Thow!"

"AAAwwwwhh"

"Why You Little#@@!! ?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Ook Seinfeld heeft heel wat grappige uitspraken. Waar ik vooral hard om lachte was deze van George:

I always get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, theyre thinking: Thats why i'm not a hetro-sexual!!

The Sopranos!!

Eén van de vele:

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?

Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How long did it take for the guy to come?

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: Hey, Sil.

Silvio Dante: What?

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: "What". I've been gone a long time. Let me hear it.

Silvio Dante: [imitates Al Pacino] Just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!

Beste scene van the sopranos is toch wel deze:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUbUW6XfNhU

friends: ugly naked guy.....

zijn allemaal goed

the OC: welcome to the oc bitch

"I'd rather touch the moon than take on a whore's thinking"

-Al Swearengen, DEADWOOD

Mijn meest favoriete quote komt toch uit übercomedyserie Hi-de-Hi!

MR. FAIRBROTHER: Is Ted here?

SPIKE: No, he's doing the whocanputhisheadinabucketofwaterthelongestcompetition!

Heb de serie nooit gezien maar deze maakte me zeker aan het lachen.

Alles wat ooit in The O.C. gezegd is. En deze uit Friends:

Ross: "What about you, Phoebes, you wanna help me?"

Phoebe: "Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to."

[Al Swearengen for president

Hmm de precieze quotes kan ik me niet meer herinnerren maar Kino no Tabi staat vol van de geweldige quotes. Zeker aan te raden voor de wat diepere dialogen en gedachten. (Dus geen friends )

the sopranos

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're late!

Ralph Cifaretto: Well, at least I can always be on time tomorrow, but you'll be stupid forever.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri

do you now the movie Titanic

you give the boat a box viagra maby the boat come's up

of zo iets

24, Jack Bauer vs Charles Logan:

Right here, right now, you're gonna face justice!

(Kippevel moment uit s5)

Dallas - J.R. tegen Sue Ellen.

Sue Ellen:" I'm so alone I need you"

J.R.: "I'll buy you a puppy"

J.R.: "Damm it, he bit me"

Sue Ellen: "How bit you"

J.R.: "That damm Cliff Barnes"

Sue Ellen: "How could he impossible bit you"

J.R.: "With his teeth of cours"

Twee erg komisch momenten in Dallas

Hoog tijd voor een paar Blackadder quotes

-Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

-Baldrick: I want my mommy.

-Blackadder: Yes, I suppose an outraged female gorilla could be a usefull ally in this type of situation.

-Melchett: If you come back with the information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.

-Queenie: I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant!

-Ludwig: You find yourself amusing, Blackadder.

-Blackadder: I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.

-George: My head... oh, my head... feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers Society at Cambridge. I misheard the rules and tried to push a whole aubergine up my earhole.

-George: Now I've got my lovely fire I'm happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers.

-Melchett: Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.

Blackadder: Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation.

Uit Dragonball Z:

You scum, your dieet huh? Well, how about eating my fist next?!

Uit Off-Centre:

Chau: No I don't, I rule.

Euan: You don't rule.

Chau: Read the wall, buddy!

Uit Friends:

Joey: How you doin'?

The Fonz: eeeeyyy! (Schitterend karakater)

Al mijn favoriete quotes komen toch wel van jeremy Piven als Ari Gold in Entourage. Heel veel fijne quotes maar deze twee staken er toch wel bovenuit:

Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty fuck, don't answer!

Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby!

Little Britain:

- Grandma... I'm gay....

- .............. Faggot!