Staten Island Summer (2015)
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 108 minuten
Country:
United States
Directed by: Rhys Thomas
Stars: Graham Phillips, Zack Pearlman and Ashley Greene
IMDb score:
5,6 (7.684)
Releasedate: 30 June 2015
Staten Island Summer plot
"No Regrets"
Two friends Danny and Paul spend their summer after high school as lifeguards in Staten Island. The two try to find true love (and sex) during their last summer before Danny goes to Harvard. When Krystal Manicucci, the daughter of the local mob boss, shows up with her over-the-top boyfriend, Danny's attention is drawn. However, Krystal has been his former babysitter.
Actors and actresses
Danny
Frank
Krystal Manicucci
Mary Ellen
Anthony
Skootch
Victor
Chuck
Danny's Mom
Danny's Dad
Reviews & comments
blurp194
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- 5543 messages
- 4226 votes
Comedy without jokes.
Clearly, little effort or talent has been wasted on this film. It's not at all enjoyable, and another mandatory ingredient – beautiful women – is also somewhat overlooked. Nothing to offer, and certainly nothing new.
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Collins
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- 7346 messages
- 4345 votes
A rather simple comedy, which does not excel in originality.
The characters are standard. The acting never rises above the level of a school play.
The humor is often flat (not insurmountable) but also not very funny (although insurmountable).
There are better films in this genre.
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IH88
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- 9761 messages
- 3190 votes
“You know we're not having sex, right?”
“Oh, I couldn't. I'd be thinking about your dad the whole time.”
Mediocre. Bad acting, lame and painfully unfunny humor, an uninspired story you've seen a thousand times before, etc. Staten Island Summer feels uninspired and stale throughout. The creators must have thought the crazier the better, but they forget that you also need a strong script and good actors to be funny. The bright spot is Ashley Greene, both in her acting and appearance.
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