The Machine (2023)
Genre: Action / Comedy
Duration: 112 minuten
Country:
United States
Directed by: Peter Atencio
Stars: Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill and Jimmy Tatro
IMDb score:
5,7 (18.041)
Releasedate: 25 May 2023
The Machine plot
"To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut."
Bert Kreischer faces a family crisis and the arrival of his estranged father, Albert, when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: the murderous mobster Irina. She is determined to kidnap Bert and take him to the motherland to atone for his crimes. With his father, Bert must retrace the steps of his younger self in the middle of a war between a sociopathic crime family as they work on their relationship.
Actors and actresses
Bert Kreischer
Albert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer (young)
LeeAnn
Igor
Idina
Sponge
Alexei
Sasha
Ashley
Reviews & comments
pamela200
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- 204 messages
- 337 votes
I've never seen such a mess together. The casting agency has used everyone who walked into their safety net for extras. When they were still short of suckers, they put up a sign with free food at the entrance of the recording studio, which attracted enough victims again. Coincidentally, that included Mark Hamill, who had been looking for a job for years. The story is about a watch that belonged to a Russian mafia boss. The man who last had the watch was an American fashion model who was on a label of a vodka bottle. He is kidnapped to Russia to join the search. The film is boring the first half and the second half with clumsy action. Whoever could act was allowed to say a few words. Starwars Mark has no place in this monstrosity. Are you going to watch the movie anyway? Pffff...may the force be with you. 2 points 
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Noodless
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- 10065 messages
- 6193 votes
A film that is still quite enjoyable in its entirety despite the many silly and lame scenes, but there are also funny situations supplemented with a lot of action scenes that still provide sufficient entertainment. Smooth, comic action film with clearly no brain! 6/10
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