Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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Het is echt een zeer kleine moeite om de volgonde ronde te maken. Simpel copy/paste. Ik heb het even over genomen voor deze ronde:

1. Chuck Norris makes onions cry. - Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

2. Chuck Norris found out who Keyser Sose was, just by looking at the video cover. - Chuck Norris once beat a Royal Flush in a poker game.

3. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. - Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.

4. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes. - Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

5. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. He was running from Chuck Norris. - Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

6. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. - Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.

7. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. - At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

8. When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back. - Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

9. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. - Chuck Norris doesn't need to use toilet paper because shit is too scared to stick to his ass.

10. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

11. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. - Chuck Norris calendar goes from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

12. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. - A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man from his blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

13. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

14. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. - There are no such things as Lesbians. Only women that Chuck Norris hasn't met yet.

15. Chuck Norris can catch Roadrunner, walking. - Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

16. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. - Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

4e Ronde: 10 punten, 2 verschil

1. Chuck Norris makes onions cry. - Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

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0-2 Twee van de mindere die overgebleven zijn, overigens. Al waren er de vorige ronde sowieso veel zware verliezen.

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