Chuck Norris' Knock Out

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30. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer. - Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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31. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. - Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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bah gaat die saaie MC Hammer grap zeker nog ver komen ook

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32. Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time. - A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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