Vampires Suck (2010)
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 90 minuten
Country:
United States
Directed by: Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Stars: Jenn Proske, Mike Mayhall and Anneliese van der Pol
IMDb score:
3,5 (54.989)
Releasedate: 18 August 2010
Vampires Suck plot
"Some sagas just won't die."
Young Becca (Jenn Proske) finds herself between two boys who are totally crazy about her. A lot of trouble ensues for Becca as the two boys do everything they can to win her over. Her friends, meanwhile, also have their romance issues. Everything seems to be decided during her school's grand prom.
Actors and actresses
Becca Crane
Edward
Jacob White
Frank Crane
Jennifer
Daro
Rachel
Iris Sullen
June
Eden
Reviews & comments
tattoobob
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- 8208 messages
- 2594 votes
A big similarity between all those parodies movies is that they are actually all not funny....at least I can't think of one that is funny right now, including these.. lousy actors who just do something.
Of course it is largely due to the budget... which was probably 100 dollars... in short you know enough.
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Shadowed
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- 11606 messages
- 6831 votes
Very bland.
Typically another Seltzer film. A film that is just so unbelievably bland that it actually sometimes gets a comedic quality mixed into it. Also here, which is supposed to be a parody of the Twilight movies, but it doesn't succeed. As expected.
Visually it's just as cheesy as the other Seltzer films, nothing special has been done anywhere to shape the characters and the film is just full of jokes that make no sense and you would expect more in a kindergarten .
Every now and then a smile moment, but clearly too bland to enjoy. I don't understand where the duo keeps getting that budget from, every film gets reviews below 3/10. Strange people.
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mrklm
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- 12319 messages
- 10434 votes
Friedberg and Seltzer were already responsible for a series of deplorable movie parodies, so critics probably quickly judged this parody of the first three films in the Twilight saga. The inevitable pop-cultural references to the likes of Jersey Shore and The Kardashians remind you of the horrors that preceded this, but otherwise this is a surprisingly fun parody that makes short shrift of the the folly of these pathetic teenage sexuality parables. Jenn Proske perfectly manages to copy Kristen Stewart's mannerisms without being too emphatic and Matt Lanter is a creditable stand-in for Robert Pattinson. Of course, every now and then a corny, tasteless joke comes along, but at least I could regularly laugh out loud at the sharp parables. But I admit: very few people agree with me.
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