Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
Genre: Comedy / Horror
Duration: 88 minuten
Country:
United Kingdom
Directed by: Phil Claydon
Stars: Paul McGann, James Corden and MyAnna Buring
IMDb score:
5,1 (21.649)
Releasedate: 16 March 2009
Lesbian Vampire Killers plot
"After Twilight, The Real Party Starts."
Jimmy Maclaren is a top notch loser. His girlfriend dumps him every now and then, only to come back to him. Fletch, a friend of Jimmy's, isn't much better. As a clown he hit a child and was therefore fired. While the two were getting drunk at a bar, Jimmy suddenly gets the idea of going for a hike to get away from it all. Due to an unfortunate twist of fate, the two end up in a village, where things turn out to be not right from the start. The naive and feminine-driven Fletch can hardly care about it. When the two end up at night with a group of foreign students in a dilapidated house in the woods, things go wrong. The village turns out to be cursed and not long after discovering it, they are attacked by vampires. Lesbian vampires.
Reviews & comments
DutchTakeshiro
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- 366 messages
- 2235 votes
I can join the small group of people who think this is a nice film. It's just a "zero mind" movie. Many people are going to compare this film to films of a much higher level. If you don't, you'll just make it excruciatingly boring for yourself to be this movie.
Two idlers decide to go to a hole in England. There are plenty of zeppelin races to be seen: large hooters pressed against each other, so the men will get their money's worth. Fine British humor makes the film fun to watch. "cockswords" and condoms filled with holy water, a genius way to ridicule the vampire genre.Brilliant moment when one of the two dudes stands with silicone in his hands after one of the lesbian vampires has dissolved. ]
A smooth looking film, nice eye candy and just a funny cobbled together story, just flip the switch. And because it is the only film in its specific genre, this film deserves 3.5 stars! Whether you like lesbian vampire killers or not: a film you will not soon forget.
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cucciolo
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- 491 messages
- 1100 votes
This was of course impossible..
See that you don't take yourself completely seriously as a film, ok but that you make such a monstrosity of it, then you are really taking your audience's shit. I really don't understand who is watching this let alone enjoying it.
The only reason why I didn't watch it is because, no matter how crazy, it still has quite a nice atmosphere. Partly, or actually only because of the production design, costume design, etc. While emphatically considering that I didn't feel like setting up anything else.
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mjk87 (moderator films)
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- 14514 messages
- 4510 votes
Not my humour. The women are still attractive, and somewhere it is quite fresh, which makes it best to sit out, but it never became exciting or funny. The film is a parody, but feels like it has become exactly what it is making fun of. And so the entire film is not to be taken seriously at any point, but also not to be liked. 2.5*.
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