A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)
Genre: Fantasy / Scifi
Duration: 82 minuten
Alternative title: Dark Fortress
Country:
United States
Directed by: Brett Piper
Stars: Paul Guzzi, Linda Corwin and Alex Pirnie
IMDb score:
2,7 (1.939)
Releasedate: 21 December 1990
This movie is not available on US streaming services.
A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell plot
"Where the prehistoric meets the prepubescent."
In a post-apocalyptic world, humans must fight against mutants. The nuclear holocaust created mutated dinosaurs that target a young woman.
Actors and actresses
Lea / Secondary Reptilian Goon
Marn / Secondary Reptilian Goon
Clon / Swamp Critter / Secondary Reptilian Goon
Masked Stranger / Featured Reptilian Goon
Old Man
Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Troll
Featured Reptilian Goon
Reviews & comments
MeteoraXV
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- 374 messages
- 330 votes
I think the creators had just played some cheap NES RPG and wanted to adapt it into a film...
After the first half hour I almost gave up but I finished it and it was still enjoyable! Meh
the cheap ending could have been a minute longer...but oh well
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Moviestar1979
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- 1671 messages
- 975 votes
This troop was recorded at the time with a Bolex H16 camera.
Director Brett Piper sought advice from a distributor to make an action film without dialogue. The same distributor subsequently complained that there was no dialogue. On the DVD, Piper expressed his dissatisfaction with the film during the audio commentary.
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Collins
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- 7346 messages
- 4345 votes
A troma film with an intriguing plot. Here it is: only a few have survived a nuclear war, and the survivors must navigate a hostile post-apocalyptic world where not every survivor remains human. Nuclear radiation has created all sorts of mutated forms of humanity. There are vicious lizard-people who prey on humans. And for inexplicable reasons, terrifying dinosaurs also roam the earth.
Both the dinosaurs and the lizard people pose a threat to main character Lea. She's a survivor who looks like a fierce warrior (though not really) and is constantly trying to avoid being fed to the dinosaurs, raped by rough men, or kidnapped by the lizard people. That doesn't sound very intriguing to begin with. It sounds rather ridiculous. But then again, the film title did that too. But then again, it implied "Nymphoid action." And that's not impossible in a troma film and offers hope. False hope, as it turns out. The "Nymphoid action" certainly has nothing to do with nymphomania. I counted one stray female nipple. And I almost missed it, too.
What we're dealing with here is nonsensical trash. And trash it is. Everything about the film is bad and cheap. The acting is terrible. There's barely any story. The effects are rubbish. The fight scenes are awful. Sometimes you can still laugh in the face of so much misery. Not here. The film is too miserable for that. Only the use of Claymation and animatronics generates any goodwill. That use is amateurish, but I thought I could tell the creator had done their job with love.
Aside from a fanciful title, a beautiful movie poster, and a stray dinosaur, there's really nothing entertaining about it. The film has little to offer. Troma, that is. I don't care for it.
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