Meet René, the most wanted man in occupied France: women want his body. The resistance wants his brain. And the Nazis want his sausage! In a small cafe in occupied France, the harassed owner, René, is fighting his own war. With the residence of the German army in his bar, René risks his neck to help the resistance by hiding two British pilots and a radio transmitter in the top room. As if this wasn't enough, René is also involved in hiding a precious painting in a garlic sausage, which is even now under investigation by the Gestapo. But René's real problem is his wife, Edith, and what she will do to him when she finds out he's having affairs with his two sexy waitresses!